Amusing story involving murder. >:D

[Timbjerr]

This is a short entry to demonstrate just how sadistic I can be. :P

I wake up this morning and go to my bathroom to relieve myself when I see a huge cockroach (about three inches long by my estimate) just lounging around in my bathtub. My inner sadist kicks in and I turn on the hot water. Now my bathtub's hot water faucet is really hot and I've scalded myself in the shower before because of it. My poor little blattaric friend didn't stand much of a chance as he was simultaneously drowning and boiling to death. As the water drained from the tub, his carcass was deposited on the far end of my bathtub all by himself. D:

I plan to leave it there too, just for the fun of it. The apartment manager is moving my brother and me to a different unit anyways today, so I can just hold off on performing my daily cleansing ritual until we get a key for the new, roach-free one. XD

 

[Amore]

Lol, that's a really...pleasant story.....

.....naa...that's hilarious mate. I once froze 2 spiders and a wasp to death with deodorant xD

I feel sorry for your replacements in that apartment...

 

[Uecil]

That's evil D:... although I'm one to talk.