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Anime quotes

pokefreak

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    there was a thread like this in old pc, so i'm bringing it back. anyways, post your favorite anime quotes. here are a few.

    Yu-gi-oh!
    Seto: Joey was saved by dumb luck again, and I emphasize dumb, but what about Marik's Egyptian god card?

    Joey: (when Marik transforms into Yami Marik) I'd file this under the category of 'not good'.

    Digimon 02
    T.K.'s mom: (to T.K.) I'm sorry that I can't drive you to school on your first day, but I have to write this article on the historical significance of toilet paper before the deadline.

    (when Tai, Davis, T.K., and Kari come back from Digiworld)
    Izzy: Get off! You're crushing my brownies!

    and last but not least...
    Pok?mon
    Dexter: Rattata, the mouse Pok?mon. It lives in forests and eats nuts and berries.
    Ash: But what?s it doing out here in an open field?
    Dexter: Sometimes they will run into open fields to steal food from stupid travelers.
    Ash: Does that mean I'm stupid?
    Pikachu: Pikaaa Pikaaa!!!

    Ash (hesitating): My name is, uh, ketchup.
    Woman: Ketchup?
    Ash: Actually, my real name is Tom Ato.
    (Misty falls)
    Misty: Well then, my name, my name is Ann Chovy.
    (nudges Brock)
    Brock: (folds arms) Oh, my name is Caesar Salad.
     
    CowboyBebop
    "There are three things that I hate... kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, why are all three of them neatly gathered on our ship?!" - Spike

    "Hmmmmm... I think I'll name you... MPU!" - Edward
    "MPU?" - Satellite
    "It's kinda like CPU, but much cooler!" - Edward

    "Lesson, Lesson... If you see a stranger, follow him!" - Edward

    "Hackers are boring, and chasing them is even more boring." - Spike

    "Don't you wanna hang out and waste your life with us?" - Spike

    Azumanga Daioh
    (This is kind of a long scene rather then quote but it's funny.)
    "Screw men! It's fine to be alone." - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
    "Crap, she's drowning in sake." - Yukari-sensei
    "Well, this'll be interesting." - Tomo
    "You think so?" - Kagura
    "Is she ok?" - Osaka
    "I wonder" - Chiyo
    "Shut up! I'm an adult! - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
    "Sensei!" - Tomo
    "What, Tomo!?" - Kurosawa (Drunk)
    "Is the relation between adult men and women as ero-ero as I think?" - Tomo
    "Yup, it's ero-ero." - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
    "Oh, for example?" - Tomo
    "For example..." - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
    --Everyone listens to her talk--
    "Eh? Um... what does that mean?" - Chiyo
    "Shh, be quiet and listen. You'll understand when you're older." - Osaka
    --Morning comes--
    "Ahhh, my head hurts...but why...? Sakaki-san, good morning!" - Kurosawa-sensei
    *Sakaki blushes and goes away*
    "Ah, good morning. Are you all right?" - Chiyo
    "A-Am I all right?" - Kurosawa-sensei
    "Oh, Sensei I have a question." - Chiyo
    "What?" - Kurosawa-sensei
    *Kurosawa listens to Chiyo talk*
    "What does that mean?" - Chiyo
    "Chiyo-chan!! Where did you learn that?!" - Kurosawa-sensei
    "From you." - Yukari-sensei
    "Kurosawa-sensei, good morning!" - Kagura, Osaka, Tomo & Yumi
    "You did well last night." - Yumi
    "It was extremely educational." - Tomo
    "Sensei, I have a lot of respect for you." - Osaka
    "Thank you very much!" - Kagura
    "What are you talking about? Hey! Hey, what did I do? Please tell me!!!" - Kurosawa-sensei
     
    WHAT THE H ELL KIND OF CHURCHMAN ARE YOU ANYWAY? -Vash to Wolfwood =D

    Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons. - Vicious

    That's all I can remember, lol. Oh except my favourite Saiyu sen ijko yo! - Onegai Teacher. ~.~
     
    Itchero(01):like i say leave humans to their own problems
    Jero(Kikaider):but we cant just leave them here
    Itchero(01):oh,look thats what im doing-Kikaider
     
    Spike Spiegel: I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive.

    Spike Spiegel: Hey, Jet, did you know that there are three things that I hate?
    Jet Black: Whatever...
    Spike Spiegel: Kids... animals... and women with an attitude.
    Jet Black: Oh?
    Spike Spiegel: Then tell me, Jet, why in the h3ll do we have all three of these things conveniently packed onto this ship?
     
    InuYasha:

    Princess: Please don't leave me, Miroku! I'm so scared!
    Miroku: You're scary enough yourself
    Princess: That's so meeeeeean


    Lol, I think that one's funny. >_>;
     
    I have a TON of Pokemon quotes...somewhere...that I'll post later...probably in one of the Pokemon forums.

    Sailor Moon
    "She is a looker...when she's not falling down." --Darien, on Serena
    "Sailor Moon! Believe you have the power!" --The Moonlight Knight

    Robotech
    (singing)"Stage fright go away, this is my big day, this is my chance to be a star..." --Minmei
     
    Annoucers never get to have ANY fun...--Narrator, Pokemon.

    "You are looking pretty buff."
    "Thanks. Thats a compliment, right?"--Matt and Gabumon, Digimon.

    "Stop fighting, you guys, or I won't share my hospital food."--Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh

    "What about me?"
    "You can have the Jell-o."--Tristan and Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh
     
    Oh boy... I have quite the list...

    Rurouni Kenshin:

    Younger Soujiro: ...oh! So that means you're a good person? ^^;;
    Shishio: ...no, kid. I'm actually an evil person.
    Younger Soujiro: ._. *runs behind a barrel of rice*

    Megumi: Where did you go, Kenshin?
    Kenshin: ...oro? I went to visit the grave of someone I once knew.
    ...
    Kaoru: Kenshin... did you just go, "Oro?"
    Kenshin: Oro?
    Kaoru: There it is again!
    ...
    Kenshin: ...oro? ^^;;;

    Kaoru: Kaoru, you're so stupid, stupid, stupid!

    Sanosuke: If you finish him off right now, nobody would think it's unfair! ><
    Kenshin: Hey, that makes you sound like Saitou. ^_^
    *picture of Saitou flashes onscreen*
    Sanosuke: WHAT'D YOU SAY?! >=O

    Kenshin: *dazed* Hello, my name is Sanosuke, that it is...

    Kaoru: *hic* *hic*
    Kenshin: Miss... Kaoru??
    ..
    Kaoru: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! >=O
    Kenshin: *nervous* Yes, yes, you do? ^^;;;
    Kaoru: YEAH! *crying* I'm a worthless woman who doesn't even know how to pour sake! *hic* I can't cook well, and I'm not even pretty! *hic* I'm just a loser with no talent except swordsmanship! *hic* ;_;
    Kenshin: You shouldn't put yourself down like that, Miss Kaoru, that you shouldn't..
    Kaoru: But you know... but you know... there is one thing that I'm good at, and I won't let anyone beat me.. and that's...
    Megumi: And that's...
    Kaoru: And that's... AHAHAHA! Oh, no, I'm too embarrassed to tell you in front of all these people... AHAHAHAHA!
    Megumi: Great. Now she gets giddy. ??
    Kaoru: Oh, my, oh my, oh my.. whatever should I do... maybe I should just come out and say it... ^_^
    Sanosuke: I say go for it, missy! We're supposed to be letting loose today, so go ahead and say it! =D
    Kenshin: Sano, get me off the hook here...

    Misao: *making faces to match Kenshin's facial expressions* You're the strong but silent type - when you're got your eyes all scrunched up like this, but then you look scary and hard to approach! You're kind of intimidating! I guess I prefer it when you slack off and go, "Nuuuuuuh!" a lot more. Yeah! That's kind of how you're really like!

    Saitou: *pictures a chart comparing Megumi to a fox, Kaoru to a racoon, and Misao to a weasel* She looks like a weasel.
    Misao: *grr...* THAT'S IT! I'LL KILL YA! >=O
    Kenshin: Now, Misao... getting upset over everything never helps!

    Houji: *describing Kenshin's strongest attack* As for the details... they... huh? oO;;
    Soujiro: Hm?
    Houji: ...none of it could be seen at all! =O
    Soujiro: Hahahahaha! It figures! >D
    Houji: *rips up telegraph* That stupid witch! She's useless!! ><

    Megumi: I still think there's something slightly disturbing about Sanosuke treating us... maybe the money was made under less than legal circumstances..? Well, I don't wish to be an accomplice in crime.
    Sanosuke: Hmmph. That charmingly demented attitude of yours won't go away, will it?
    Megumi: The same could be said for you. ??
    Yahiko: It looks like you two are exactly the same. Megumi and Sanosuke! Woo, what a hot couple! Ain't love sweet? Hahahaha! >D
    *Megumi and Sanosuke hit Yahiko on the head*

    Yu-Gi-Oh:

    Joey: Hey, you're that freaky fish guy.
    Mako: I am NOT a freaky fish guy! ><

    Yu Yu Hakusho:

    Jin: I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you take the prize! The heck was that?! You don't make bombs go boom in your face!

    Yusuke: Oh, we're just watching fuzz!
    Botan: Yeah, yeah! Uh... fuzz! We find it... relaxing.
    Shizuru: Oh, yeah, and I just imagined that toddler giving you orders?

    Pokemon:

    Diglett Thief: We're the band of Diglett thieves known as The Band of Diglett Thieves!

    Ash: It's following Pikachu around, almost like it's a streaker or something.. =\
    Misty: *sweatdrop*
    Brock: Ash, you mean a stalker! =O

    Nastina: *a bunch of men appear behind Nastina* Isn't Nastina generous?

    *Both Jessie and James have crashed into a tree while reciting their motto*
    Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the lead of spite.. @_@
    James: Surrender now, or.. surrender now, or... surrender now. x_x;
    Meowth: Meowth!! Say the motto right!

    ...holy crap, that's a lot of quotes oO
     
    Lol, those are cute. ^_^;

    Pok?mon

    Gary Oak: Hahahahaha! I've never seen anything so pathetic!
    Misty: Have you tried a mirror?!

    (After Pikachu twirls around and says 'Pikachu' for some of his food, while Ash watches in disgust)
     
    Yu-Gi-Oh!
    Yami: Marik, you'll never have the power of the Pharaoh!
    Yugi: You tell 'im, Yami!
    Yami: I just did.

    It wasn't exactly that, but you get the idea. XD Yami takes everything literally. It's funny.

    "Present day humans are so fun to scare, don't you think?" ~Yami Bakura
    Hehe...

    "Moky" ~Kaiba
    Eheheheeeeee... Moky. I hate that. XD!

    I think that's it. o_O Dubs have funny lines. I also like the briefcase one, but I'm too lazy to remember it.
     
    i think the briefcase one is when kaiba says "it's IN the briefcase, you moron!" to joey.

    Pokemon
    Meowth: Hey, did you hear about the low-fat Pokemon? Caterpie!
    (everyone stares blankly at him)
    James (angrily): Butterfree not Caterpie!
    Meowth: Butterfree, Caterpie, what?s the difference?

    Brock: Rejected by the only girl I ever loved!
    Ash: (sweatdrop) Uhh...that's OK, Brock, you'll find plenty of other girls to reject you!

    Ash: (about Prima/Lorelei) Hey, I know what she?s doing ? she?s using perverse psychology on me!

    Brock: I never forget the face of a pretty girl! This book helps me remember their names.

    Brock: "Please tell me your name so that I may emblazen it upon my heart."
    Wilhamina: "My name is Wilhamina, Brock."
    Brock: "Did you hear that, Ash? Her last name is the same as my first name!"

    Brock: It?s clear that since fate has brought us together again we must have been meant to be!
    Misty: Sorry, fate wants you to stand over here.

    Brock: (looking through window) That girl's more beautiful than anything I've ever seen!
    Ash: I don't see any pretty girls in there...
    Misty: Just look behind you.
    Ash: (narrow eyes) C'mon Misty, only one of us can hallucinate at a time.
     
    Lain

    If you aren't remembered, then you never existed.
    Arisu (Serial Experiments Lain)

    Close the world, txEn eht nepO
    Serial Experiments Lain

    Pokemon

    Brock: I think he just evolved into a Primeape...

    "Sometimes his brain goes out to lunch.." ~Misty

    "Telekinesis is okay, but I've got my own secret method of bending spoons." ~Ash

    "I will now performe for your enjoyment, my impression of an injured Kangaskahn!" ~Jessie
     
    Pokemon
    Who ever smelt it, delt it!~Ash

    Yugioh
    Coach:and where do u think ur going?
    Tiaya:oh..ummm,i have to go home cause....my cat is sick!
    Coach:hmmm.....oh really?.....*starts crying*Go save that little kitty!!!

    (i dont think that was exactly right)
     
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