Anime quotes

[pokefreak]

there was a thread like this in old pc, so i'm bringing it back. anyways, post your favorite anime quotes. here are a few.

Yu-gi-oh!
Seto: Joey was saved by dumb luck again, and I emphasize dumb, but what about Marik's Egyptian god card?

Joey: (when Marik transforms into Yami Marik) I'd file this under the category of 'not good'.

Digimon 02
T.K.'s mom: (to T.K.) I'm sorry that I can't drive you to school on your first day, but I have to write this article on the historical significance of toilet paper before the deadline.

(when Tai, Davis, T.K., and Kari come back from Digiworld)
Izzy: Get off! You're crushing my brownies!

and last but not least...
Pok?mon
Dexter: Rattata, the mouse Pok?mon. It lives in forests and eats nuts and berries.
Ash: But what?s it doing out here in an open field?
Dexter: Sometimes they will run into open fields to steal food from stupid travelers.
Ash: Does that mean I'm stupid?
Pikachu: Pikaaa Pikaaa!!!

Ash (hesitating): My name is, uh, ketchup.
Woman: Ketchup?
Ash: Actually, my real name is Tom Ato.
(Misty falls)
Misty: Well then, my name, my name is Ann Chovy.
(nudges Brock)
Brock: (folds arms) Oh, my name is Caesar Salad.

 

[Keitaro]

CowboyBebop
"There are three things that I hate... kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, why are all three of them neatly gathered on our ship?!" - Spike

"Hmmmmm... I think I'll name you... MPU!" - Edward
"MPU?" - Satellite
"It's kinda like CPU, but much cooler!" - Edward

"Lesson, Lesson... If you see a stranger, follow him!" - Edward

"Hackers are boring, and chasing them is even more boring." - Spike

"Don't you wanna hang out and waste your life with us?" - Spike

Azumanga Daioh
(This is kind of a long scene rather then quote but it's funny.)
"Screw men! It's fine to be alone." - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
"Crap, she's drowning in sake." - Yukari-sensei
"Well, this'll be interesting." - Tomo
"You think so?" - Kagura
"Is she ok?" - Osaka
"I wonder" - Chiyo
"Shut up! I'm an adult! - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
"Sensei!" - Tomo
"What, Tomo!?" - Kurosawa (Drunk)
"Is the relation between adult men and women as ero-ero as I think?" - Tomo
"Yup, it's ero-ero." - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
"Oh, for example?" - Tomo
"For example..." - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
--Everyone listens to her talk--
"Eh? Um... what does that mean?" - Chiyo
"Shh, be quiet and listen. You'll understand when you're older." - Osaka
--Morning comes--
"Ahhh, my head hurts...but why...? Sakaki-san, good morning!" - Kurosawa-sensei
*Sakaki blushes and goes away*
"Ah, good morning. Are you all right?" - Chiyo
"A-Am I all right?" - Kurosawa-sensei
"Oh, Sensei I have a question." - Chiyo
"What?" - Kurosawa-sensei
*Kurosawa listens to Chiyo talk*
"What does that mean?" - Chiyo
"Chiyo-chan!! Where did you learn that?!" - Kurosawa-sensei
"From you." - Yukari-sensei
"Kurosawa-sensei, good morning!" - Kagura, Osaka, Tomo & Yumi
"You did well last night." - Yumi
"It was extremely educational." - Tomo
"Sensei, I have a lot of respect for you." - Osaka
"Thank you very much!" - Kagura
"What are you talking about? Hey! Hey, what did I do? Please tell me!!!" - Kurosawa-sensei

 

[Kuragari]

WHAT THE H ELL KIND OF CHURCHMAN ARE YOU ANYWAY? -Vash to Wolfwood =D

Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons. - Vicious

That's all I can remember, lol. Oh except my favourite Saiyu sen ijko yo! - Onegai Teacher. ~.~

 

[Jinona]

Yugi:Uh, Joey I don't think it's a good idea to cook candy bars.
Joey: I know what I'm doing <says in his "I'm positive kind" of tone>

 

[John Denver]

"I dropped my balls"
~Juggler, RBY Pokemon

BOO ya!

 

[Cherrim]

rofl, Dakota. XD I remember that.

Love Hina
"It's a whole flock of Keitaro!" ~ Suu, Spring Special

 

[Spyke]

Itchero(01):like i say leave humans to their own problems
Jero(Kikaider):but we cant just leave them here
Itchero(01):oh,look thats what im doing-Kikaider

 

[John Denver]

"I don't think it's a girl thing, I think it's just a Misty thing."
~Brock, Pokemon

BOO ya!

 

[Kuragari]

Spike Spiegel: I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive.

Spike Spiegel: Hey, Jet, did you know that there are three things that I hate?
Jet Black: Whatever...
Spike Spiegel: Kids... animals... and women with an attitude.
Jet Black: Oh?
Spike Spiegel: Then tell me, Jet, why in the h3ll do we have all three of these things conveniently packed onto this ship?

 

[John Denver]

"You take too long to take a $hit!"
~Spyke, Cowboy Bebop Movie

BOO ya!

 

[Kayleigh]

InuYasha:

Princess: Please don't leave me, Miroku! I'm so scared!
Miroku: You're scary enough yourself
Princess: That's so meeeeeean


Lol, I think that one's funny. >_>;

 

[Geodude]

I have a TON of Pokemon quotes...somewhere...that I'll post later...probably in one of the Pokemon forums.

Sailor Moon
"She is a looker...when she's not falling down." --Darien, on Serena
"Sailor Moon! Believe you have the power!" --The Moonlight Knight

Robotech
(singing)"Stage fright go away, this is my big day, this is my chance to be a star..." --Minmei

 

[Lanceiscool]

Annoucers never get to have ANY fun...--Narrator, Pokemon.

"You are looking pretty buff."
"Thanks. Thats a compliment, right?"--Matt and Gabumon, Digimon.

"Stop fighting, you guys, or I won't share my hospital food."--Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh

"What about me?"
"You can have the Jell-o."--Tristan and Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh

 

[Hanatori]

Oh boy... I have quite the list...

Rurouni Kenshin:

Younger Soujiro: ...oh! So that means you're a good person? ^^;;
Shishio: ...no, kid. I'm actually an evil person.
Younger Soujiro: ._. *runs behind a barrel of rice*

Megumi: Where did you go, Kenshin?
Kenshin: ...oro? I went to visit the grave of someone I once knew.
...
Kaoru: Kenshin... did you just go, "Oro?"
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: There it is again!
...
Kenshin: ...oro? ^^;;;

Kaoru: Kaoru, you're so stupid, stupid, stupid!

Sanosuke: If you finish him off right now, nobody would think it's unfair! ><
Kenshin: Hey, that makes you sound like Saitou. ^_^
*picture of Saitou flashes onscreen*
Sanosuke: WHAT'D YOU SAY?! >=O

Kenshin: *dazed* Hello, my name is Sanosuke, that it is...

Kaoru: *hic* *hic*
Kenshin: Miss... Kaoru??
..
Kaoru: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! >=O
Kenshin: *nervous* Yes, yes, you do? ^^;;;
Kaoru: YEAH! *crying* I'm a worthless woman who doesn't even know how to pour sake! *hic* I can't cook well, and I'm not even pretty! *hic* I'm just a loser with no talent except swordsmanship! *hic* ;_;
Kenshin: You shouldn't put yourself down like that, Miss Kaoru, that you shouldn't..
Kaoru: But you know... but you know... there is one thing that I'm good at, and I won't let anyone beat me.. and that's...
Megumi: And that's...
Kaoru: And that's... AHAHAHA! Oh, no, I'm too embarrassed to tell you in front of all these people... AHAHAHAHA!
Megumi: Great. Now she gets giddy. ??
Kaoru: Oh, my, oh my, oh my.. whatever should I do... maybe I should just come out and say it... ^_^
Sanosuke: I say go for it, missy! We're supposed to be letting loose today, so go ahead and say it! =D
Kenshin: Sano, get me off the hook here...

Misao: *making faces to match Kenshin's facial expressions* You're the strong but silent type - when you're got your eyes all scrunched up like this, but then you look scary and hard to approach! You're kind of intimidating! I guess I prefer it when you slack off and go, "Nuuuuuuh!" a lot more. Yeah! That's kind of how you're really like!

Saitou: *pictures a chart comparing Megumi to a fox, Kaoru to a racoon, and Misao to a weasel* She looks like a weasel.
Misao: *grr...* THAT'S IT! I'LL KILL YA! >=O
Kenshin: Now, Misao... getting upset over everything never helps!

Houji: *describing Kenshin's strongest attack* As for the details... they... huh? oO;;
Soujiro: Hm?
Houji: ...none of it could be seen at all! =O
Soujiro: Hahahahaha! It figures! >D
Houji: *rips up telegraph* That stupid witch! She's useless!! ><

Megumi: I still think there's something slightly disturbing about Sanosuke treating us... maybe the money was made under less than legal circumstances..? Well, I don't wish to be an accomplice in crime.
Sanosuke: Hmmph. That charmingly demented attitude of yours won't go away, will it?
Megumi: The same could be said for you. ??
Yahiko: It looks like you two are exactly the same. Megumi and Sanosuke! Woo, what a hot couple! Ain't love sweet? Hahahaha! >D
*Megumi and Sanosuke hit Yahiko on the head*

Yu-Gi-Oh:

Joey: Hey, you're that freaky fish guy.
Mako: I am NOT a freaky fish guy! ><

Yu Yu Hakusho:

Jin: I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you take the prize! The heck was that?! You don't make bombs go boom in your face!

Yusuke: Oh, we're just watching fuzz!
Botan: Yeah, yeah! Uh... fuzz! We find it... relaxing.
Shizuru: Oh, yeah, and I just imagined that toddler giving you orders?

Pokemon:

Diglett Thief: We're the band of Diglett thieves known as The Band of Diglett Thieves!

Ash: It's following Pikachu around, almost like it's a streaker or something.. =\
Misty: *sweatdrop*
Brock: Ash, you mean a stalker! =O

Nastina: *a bunch of men appear behind Nastina* Isn't Nastina generous?

*Both Jessie and James have crashed into a tree while reciting their motto*
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the lead of spite.. @_@
James: Surrender now, or.. surrender now, or... surrender now. x_x;
Meowth: Meowth!! Say the motto right!

...holy crap, that's a lot of quotes oO

 

[Kayleigh]

Lol, those are cute. ^_^;

Pok?mon

Gary Oak: Hahahahaha! I've never seen anything so pathetic!
Misty: Have you tried a mirror?!

(After Pikachu twirls around and says 'Pikachu' for some of his food, while Ash watches in disgust)

 

[Cherrim]

Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yami: Marik, you'll never have the power of the Pharaoh!
Yugi: You tell 'im, Yami!
Yami: I just did.
It wasn't exactly that, but you get the idea. XD Yami takes everything literally. It's funny.

"Present day humans are so fun to scare, don't you think?" ~Yami Bakura
Hehe...

"Moky" ~Kaiba
Eheheheeeeee... Moky. I hate that. XD!

I think that's it. o_O Dubs have funny lines. I also like the briefcase one, but I'm too lazy to remember it.

 

[pokefreak]

i think the briefcase one is when kaiba says "it's IN the briefcase, you moron!" to joey.

Pokemon
Meowth: Hey, did you hear about the low-fat Pokemon? Caterpie!
(everyone stares blankly at him)
James (angrily): Butterfree not Caterpie!
Meowth: Butterfree, Caterpie, what?s the difference?

Brock: Rejected by the only girl I ever loved!
Ash: (sweatdrop) Uhh...that's OK, Brock, you'll find plenty of other girls to reject you!

Ash: (about Prima/Lorelei) Hey, I know what she?s doing ? she?s using perverse psychology on me!

Brock: I never forget the face of a pretty girl! This book helps me remember their names.

Brock: "Please tell me your name so that I may emblazen it upon my heart."
Wilhamina: "My name is Wilhamina, Brock."
Brock: "Did you hear that, Ash? Her last name is the same as my first name!"

Brock: It?s clear that since fate has brought us together again we must have been meant to be!
Misty: Sorry, fate wants you to stand over here.

Brock: (looking through window) That girl's more beautiful than anything I've ever seen!
Ash: I don't see any pretty girls in there...
Misty: Just look behind you.
Ash: (narrow eyes) C'mon Misty, only one of us can hallucinate at a time.

 

[John Denver]

"DAA-MMIT!"
~Vash, after having to leave the side of a hot girl

BOO ya!

 

[Too-Angel]

Lain

If you aren't remembered, then you never existed.
Arisu (Serial Experiments Lain)

Close the world, txEn eht nepO
Serial Experiments Lain

Pokemon

Brock: I think he just evolved into a Primeape...

"Sometimes his brain goes out to lunch.." ~Misty

"Telekinesis is okay, but I've got my own secret method of bending spoons." ~Ash

"I will now performe for your enjoyment, my impression of an injured Kangaskahn!" ~Jessie

 

[RoxasOld]

Pokemon
Who ever smelt it, delt it!~Ash

Yugioh
Coach:and where do u think ur going?
Tiaya:oh..ummm,i have to go home cause....my cat is sick!
Coach:hmmm.....oh really?.....*starts crying*Go save that little kitty!!!

(i dont think that was exactly right)