"Hello, everyone," Naruto said, waving to the camera. "I am Naruto Uzumaki, and I am the star of this story. I-."
"No, you aren't!" Usagi yelled out. "We're all the stars, meanie!" She then begins to cry. But not a little drop of water from here eye, oh no. She went down to the ground, and began screaming like a spoiled little girl.
Ichigo gave Naruto a 'cool it' look before offering Usagi his hand. "Come on, get up. He was just trying to be funny, Usagi."
Usagi stopped crying, but stayed on the ground. Naruto continued with his introduction.
"Okay, now that that's settled....This is a story of bravery, of courage, and of the inner struggles-"
"Just get to the point, man," Edward said. Naruto looked over to the alchemist who had interrupted him. He was standing with his back against the wall and fiddling with his pocket watch, seemingly wishing that he were somewhere else.
"Whatever you say, shorty," Naruto said.
Big Mistake. Edward's eyes grew huge, and began charging for Naruto, with a red glow surrounding him. He was about to punch the smart-mouthed ninja in the face. But before he could, he was pushed back.
"Stop it!" Aang shouted, getting in between the alchemist and the ninja. "Harsh words won't solve problems, only action will!"
"Fine," Edward said, backing away. "Heh, he's not worth it anyway," he then said under his breath.
"What did you say?!" Naruto shot back, steam coming from his nostrils.
"Did he finish the introduction?" Yoh wondered aloud, looking around. He gave a guilty-looking grin, and let out a yawn. "I guess I fell asleep there, hehe."
"Aiyh, that's enough," Inuyasha said, getting up and heading for the door. "When you kids stop fighting, let me know. I have more important things to do than listen to this."
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Naruto hit the pause button just as Inuyasha got up. He then waves to the camera again. "Well, if that's how we act offstage, imagine what we can do once this thing starts. Well, without further delay, let us begin!"
He then takes a remote in his hand, and aims it at the screen, and nods to the alchemist. "Shorty!"
"Why you-" Edward begins.
But he is cut off. Naruto hits play, and the screen goes blank.
