Answer my question with a question v2

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

How would I go back in time?

 

[Aldo]

Would you have to if you were just...really, really old?

 

[ReKoil]

How old can a Pokemon become?

 

[Aldo]

Guessing from legendary Pokémon, they're probably timeless?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Why isn't celebi the time legendary?

 

[ReKoil]

Doesn't it only travel in time rather than control it?

 

[Megan]

Does it travel forward in time one second every second?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

What even is a second?

 

[ReKoil]

Isn't it when you're not in first?

 

[StCooler]

Have you ever been not first?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Why do I never get first when I play mario kart with my brothers? >_<

 

[ReKoil]

Would you rather that they let you win?

 

[Megan]

Is there an alternative?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

What alternative?

 

[ReKoil]

Are we talking about 'tweaking' Lavender's Mario Kart so that only he can win?

 

[Megan]

How would that even be possible?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Would you hire a professional hacker?

 

[ReKoil]

Where do we recruit one?

 

[Mahian23]

Would they want to get recruited by a Glaceon?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

How about a vaporeon?