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Just give the car a flat tire before you race it! =D
Why am I not allowed at the bowling alley anymore ?
Why am I not allowed at the bowling alley anymore ?
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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!
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Manager told you 95 times not to freeze bowling pins and Ally Switch with someone!
Why is ocean so warm today?
Why is ocean so warm today?
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because the undersea volcano erupted!
Why is the lights flashing?
Why is the lights flashing?
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Because your are blinking your eyelids continuously !!
Why tree trunks are brown ?
Why tree trunks are brown ?
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They are trying to blend in with the earth!
Why are you frowning ?
Why are you frowning ?
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i am upside down silly!
Why is my TV remote so tall?
Why is my TV remote so tall?
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Because the signal isn't good!
what am i thinking?
what am i thinking?
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Trick question. You're mind is blank right now... perhaps try rebooting your OS!
Where do you keep taking me when I fall asleep during a movie ?
Where do you keep taking me when I fall asleep during a movie ?
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I just put you on your bed 🛌 so that I can enjoy the movies while you are asleep !!
Why exclamation mark looks like inverted i ?
Why exclamation mark looks like inverted i ?
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Because i is intresting!
Why is time going forward?
Why is time going forward?
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Because looking back at the same stuff over and over forever gets boring!
Have you seen where Sylveon is hiding ?
Have you seen where Sylveon is hiding ?
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I guess Sylveon is tricking you by hiding in your signature. And since now you know where the Pokémon is, then go and catch !!
Why rainy weather is gloomy ?
Why rainy weather is gloomy ?
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because kyogre is going for a swim!
whos playing that violin!?
whos playing that violin!?
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Milo Ling they practiced all year!
Why is window rattling?
Why is window rattling?
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Because CoolKid is doing some works under the hood !!
When will I manage to attain the the speed of light?
When will I manage to attain the the speed of light?
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You just need to turn on all the light bulbs above your head! =D
Did you lock a hungry wolf inside my closet?! D=
Did you lock a hungry wolf inside my closet?! D=
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Hey why is your closet growlin?
Thats a train!
Thats a train!
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Was that a question ? ^^
I have not understood anything you have said... can you repeat, please ?
I have not understood anything you have said... can you repeat, please ?
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Sorry can't repeat magic trick to same audience!
Why did you tie metal chain to fridge door?
Why did you tie metal chain to fridge door?
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Because it's full of chocolates and I had seen FCG roaming around my home from last 2-3 days !!
How does bathroom takes it's bath ?
How does bathroom takes it's bath ?