Answer The Question Above

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Taro Tanaka

Of the first five Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, who was on the team the longest?

 

[flicky1991]

...I don't know.

Can you see me?

 

[CharnaySeba]

I can't... Wait... That means that you are John Cena!!!

Why am I not a cat?

 

[User19sq]

Cats don't bark.

What's the square-root of x?

 

[CharnaySeba]

A glass of prune juice, but only on thursdays.

How do you turn this on?

 

[PageEmp]

By eating the golden glasses.

What is life?

 

[CharnaySeba]

Barney is life.

Barney is also love.

How do I turn a pelican green?

 

[flicky1991]

Lots of paint.

Am I human?

 

[PageEmp]

No, you are some blue thing.

How do I sing?

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Tenor, ten or twelve miles away

In DC Comics, how did Barry Allen get his super powers

 

[User19sq]

The author wrote them in.

Can anyone without limbs learn how to dance?

 

[CharnaySeba]

SpongeBob learnt without a spine, so it could be possible.

Why Tarzan never grew a beard in the jungle?

 

[PageEmp]

There were special particles in the jungle that probably prevented facial hair growth.

What am I doing right now?

 

[CharnaySeba]

Maybe reading my post.

Ok, toasts always fall on the buttered side and cats always fall on their feet. What would happen if I glue a toast with it's buttered side up to the back of a cat and let them fall?

 

[PageEmp]

Unless there is something with it.

Is humanity doomed?

 

[User19sq]

Since January 20th, yes.

Why can't Waldo stay put in one spot?

 

[CharnaySeba]

Because he's not a tree.

How do you transform a Duck into a racing car?

 

[Tsutarja]

You give it Ditto powers, duh!

How do you sleep when you can't?

 

[PageEmp]

When you are sick!

What is the species of the creator of this thread?

 

[Radiating]

Most likely human

Why am I up so late?