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Ash's diary

Dear Diary, today, when I first awoke this morning, I had this strrraaange dream...In that dream, I saw that Missingno. again...I THOUGHT I CAUGHT THAT THING ALREADY! Then, it started...changing. And a FACE appered on the top of it, and the face was....Gary's. And it started LAUGHING....Then, ANOTHER Missingno. appered, this time, with Paul's face. Soo, then, a net fall's on me and the 2 Missingno.--which resembled (and SOUNDED like...) Paul and Gary. Turn's out, it was Team Rocket, though they were apperently dressed in...yellow this time?---But, then the dream skipped....And I was in my house. I asked for a Toaster Scroodle, but, my mom was taking a shower...then, I disided to look out the window---And, I saw what looked like my HALL OF FAME SCREENINGS! A bunch of very weird, wacky Pokemon appered...including one called BluububbleMACHPAN, which looked like a...Jirachu. And then, Kirby appered. Then I hear Team Galactic, laughing...and, then I relize my Pikachu was stolen, and, tried to track down team rockect, whipping out a weird device that looked like a Nintendo DS...and... Then, the dream skipped over to me playing Mario Kart DS on Dawn's pink DSi....and then I woke up. Strange dream...I don't think I even remember the whole thing, to be honist and i'm pretty tired ATM lol I rarely ever keep a dream journal, but, meh....The Missingno.s made me do it this time >.>; Curse them....

Right now i'm eating breakfast, but, that dream was...weird, soo, i'm not much hungry for anything other than this golden peach i'm eating at the moment. We better start moving twards Safferon City soon after this....I just hope my stomic isn't gonna hurt too much on the trip x_X And that....rather strange dream.

~Love, a baffled Ash Ketchum
 
Dear Diary,

We're moving on to Saffron. My stomach hurts from just eating that golden peach.
Brock says that we shouldn't step in the grass over there. (Left side.) Oh well.....
Huh??? We are already in Saffron City?! Oh boy.....! OUCH!!!!! I just hit a Pokemon......
Huh? A double battle! Gary & Paul vs. Me and Dawn! Yay! OUCH!!!!! WHAT?! THIS WAS ALL A ILLUSION?! NOW I DON'T KNOW I AM...

I'm scared.... I'm happy I have Pikachu by my side....

I'll find Brock and Dawn tomorrow.....

~Love, A out-of-this-world confused Ash ketchu......

The rest of the text is faded....
 
Dear Diary...it apper's I had fallen un-concience, as, when I woke up just now, I was actually in Safferon city...or at least someplace simular...and Dawn and Brock were looking over me, asking if I was okay (and, we were in some kind of...hospital?). I asked where Pikachu was....and they were about to tell me it was safe with me, when, suddenly---Pikachu wasn't there! I then heard some firmillier, maniac laughter...It was TEAM ROCKET! I got up, Dawn telling me I should rest, but I didn't listen...And I ran out the door. Sure enouth, those clowns balloon was in the sky---And they got my Pikachu! Angry, I grabbed a random Pokemon from my belt...and threw it at the balloon...and it was....

...that Missingno. The SAME Missingno. I caught yesterday, yes....and man, yes I terrified.

Dawn asked if that strange thing was a Pokemon, and, Brock asked me "Ash...who is that Pokemon?"

I told them "There's no time for that now!! I NEED MY PIKACHU BACK..." And, then, I checked my Pokédex, to see what moves the Missingno. could use....And I tried a Water Gun.

Now, as of later on in the day, from Professor Oak, I heard that Missingno. SUCKED in special attack stats (what i'd like to know is...HOW does he know that thing even exsists? 0_o; that...i may never quite know....lol)...still, that water gun hit it's mark. It bursted Team Rockets balloon, and, Pikachu fell...into my arms, of course. I was dazzled by the creture's power.....but i'd be quite terrified to see it's Sky Attack now.

Well, now, I better go see if we're in Safferon City...oh, and, I just remembered something, from when I was un-concience...I was still seeing....visions of my HoF screenings. Ahh, my head hurt's now....

Love, a dazzled Ash Ketchum...
 
Dear Diary,

I think the missingno. likes me now, because it got rid of those visions. Yay!!!......
We came here because I need to battle a gym leader. Sabrina. Yup...... as usasal, Brock
got into his lovey-dovey act....... Sabrina pushed him off.

After a 4 1-hit ko gym battle win, we are going to Fushacia. Gary callled me up and said that we was going to meet me at the Safari Zone. Yup.....

Its the middle in the night. (Little did he know that there was going to be an ambush!!)

I'm gonna hit the hay......

~Love, a verrrrrry happy Ash Ketchum
 
Dear Diary...

I didn't really get that much sleep last night...although I was quite happy last night, I couldn't help but have trouble sleeping a little, I mean...even though i'm pretty sure me and Missingno. are friends now, I still don't really want to...think about my HoF for awile.....I mean, yes, it was just screenings and all, but...*sigh* those memories were SPECIAL. Well i'm just too tired to journey right now...after I finish eating this granola bar, eggs, and, that tasty piece of buttered toast (man, i'm HUNGREY...), i'm gonna take a small nap....hopefully, I stayed up SOOO late last night, I won't dream about anything. Haha. I guess i'm still a liiittle warry of that glitched up Pokemon...but, he does seem to like me quite a bit....

~Love, a Sleepy Ash Ke.....*Ash fall's asleep before he can write anything else*

*wake's up a couple of minetes afterwards* Wait a second....there was going to be an AMBUSH?! o___o;; Of...WHA....*get's clubbered by some weird, fuzzy, usual-looking illusion stuff....yes, Missingno.s* *is now un-concience. poor ash...* *ASH IS NOW ENTERING A DREAM STATE OH BOY*
 
Dear Diary,
I couldn't help but find a Dittto and make it use transform on Missingno.
Then, We were in Fuhasica. Yay! Home of the safari zone.
I was pee'd off when I DIDN'T HAVE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grr....... But missingno. some how got me in................. Then team rocket came for.............not pikachu, BUT MISSINGNO.! It was bizzare, it tell you..... any ways i'm feeling a littl.................

*Faints before finsing his sentence*
 
Dear Diary...

I disided I better rescue that Missingno....I mean.....if not for him, I may not of rescued Pikachu once. It turned out that rampage of other Missingno. was an...illusion. Was, prehaps, my own Missingno. was warning me of the future? Or, was it just another bad dream (I...DID take a...nap....)? Anyways...right now, I have Missingno. sitting/standing/floating in midair/whatever right next to me, as I write this down. I wonder if this thing is any good in Gym Battles or not....

Oh, God dammit! PAUL is here, looking over my journal now!! He's laughing. He think's it's a...diary. Now he's asking me why it feel's soo 'cold and hot' right next to me. 0_o; Paul, you creep me out....go away before I have my Missingno. attack you till you run home crying to your mommy. I better not sink down to his level now....


*forgot to add the 'love, ash' at the end*


*JOURNAL GOT DROPPED AND LEFT BEHIND...Gary come's by, and, pick's it up. He write's this:*

"Hey, what is this? A DIARY?! Oh, I guess i'll write in it a little....Ash, your such a sissy, no wonder Paul like's to poke fun at you! Hey, it's okay, man...REAL men DO keep diarys. And like the color pink....not that I like the color pink or anything. Now, I better catch up with you, and give this BACK, before you get away!...and, what the HECK is a MISSINGNO.? Oh wait...Oh nm.


GARY WAS HERE, ASH IS A LOSER...but Paul is MORE of one. I guess. *smirks* Smell ya later.... Love, MOFO' GARY OAK."

*Gary now goes off to return Ash's Diary, laughing along the way...*
 
Dear Diary...

I had yet ANOTHER strange dream last night...this time, it wasn't about Missingno. or my Hall of Fame Screenings (oh, thank god for that)...it was about.....

...that girl, Jirachu. And, in the dream...she was there...traveling along side me.

As well as Jirachu....there was another Pokemon. It was pink and...looked like a cat. But, it's cry sounded like...a ghost.....and that's all I could remember.


Soo...when did I start getting into keeping a Dream Journal, anyways? o_0;; Oh maaan...I need some breakfast right now. Oh, wait...*check's his DS watch* Wow! It's like almost lunch time now. Boy...did I sleep in late or what. *dizzy eyes*

Well, I better go eat my LUNCH now...hopefully, Brock is just about to start cooking! I wonder if Jirachu know's how to cook...NEVER MIND THAT FOR NOW! Right now, i'm kinda...hungry. Oh, and, after we eat, it's off to the Cinnabar Island Gym! Boy....we sure didn't make many small stops and filler eps this time around, lol

~Love, Ash Ketchum...lol
 
Dear Diary,
That werid girl named Jirachu..... I looked her up, and turns out she has an account on this website called "PokeCommunity." Wow....

Anyways, I come to Blaine. Missingno.'s Water Gun was helpful. VERY. I managed to use Pikachu and Primape, too. Screw what Prof. Oak says. Missingno. is all I need. (Not exactly)

Well, tommorrow is to virdian city, then PKMNLeague, then Johto! OH BOY!!!!!

~Love, a mild-mannered Ash Ketchum.
 
Dear Diary,
Today I grabbed my kingler from the PC (avoided Hall of Fame) and had him use surf and carry me back to pallet town. I visited my mom's and got supplies and showed her missingno. She fainted... Anyways I'm heading over to Route 1 right now. Boy am I hungry, maybe I should go grab a snack before I go...

ASH KETCHUM! I FOUND YOUR PINK LITTLE DIARY LAYING IN SOME GRASS ON ROUTE 1! AND WHAT IS ALL OF THIS "SCREW YOU PROFESSOR OAK" BUISNESS? I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW TO CATCH SOME MORE POKEMON OR I SHALL GET VERY MAD AND TELL YOUR MOMMY!!!

~Love a very angry proffesor oak.
 
Dear Diary...soo i've found you on the ground and...WTF. LIKE GRANDSON LIKE GRANDFATHER!!! >___>;; Because...now OAK disided to snag AND WRITE IN MY...i'll watch my langauge this time, Brock, DON'T WORRY...Diary. AND AT LEAST ITS LIKE, KIRBY PINK!!! ITS MANLY. (cough cough..) Anyways, now that I got THAT off my chest...I had a few more strange dreams about this 'Jirachu' charictor...including one i had last night that I barely remember. :/ Then, the one the night before, was...epic. But I might just join Pokecommunity sometime and write it down on there.....lol I mean...yeah...I have my reasons.

I better go to Viridian city now. AND remember to re-pack this. CYA! Oh no...TEAM ROCK---

*diary get's dropped...AGAIN. this time, Ash's MOM pick's it up*

"Hi, i'm Delia.^^ I've always wanted a cute pink diary of my own...Maybe i'll steal this?"

*Delia then look's around the room, and, no one claim's it...but still read's it anyways to see what's in there. find's out it's Ash's. freak's out. Run's off to return it to him...but politely remember's a sweet 'Love, Delia' at the end before she seek's him out*

*oh, and, she also skip's forward in the book...and write's I THINK PROFESSOR OAK IS CUTE, in HUGE, bolded letters, with lots of cute, smiling hearts, and....forget's to tear the page out before returning the diary to Ash. uh oh...lol*
 
Dear Diary,

WTF is wrong with me?! I keep dropping my diary. >_>! Yay, to the Pokemon League.
Also, I had a LIVELY (and COLORFUL) coverstion with Prof. Oak.

Oops, Its time for me to battle Loreli.
~Love, a PRETTY MAD Ash.

P.S: WHAT THE------...... A page is ripped out of my diary. x_X. I found out on that paper it said,
"I THINK PROFESSOR OAK IS CUTE!" Uh...... @#$##$!!!@#$#$$%^$%^#$^%&*%^$#$$%!
 
Dear Diary,
o...kay-y-y-y-y.... f-freeeezin-in-ing... lorelei currently has pikachu, missingno, and i trapped in some sort of ice maze... AND she stole my jacket, backpack, and all my warm clothes! wha-what the? "i think professor oak is cute"???? i did NOT write that... back to the point, brock and misty are in this maze somewhere... i gotta find them- WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ouch... i fell. into an obviously team rocket-concieved trap. i wonder who would have dug a hole in the middle of the path like this? oh, who are those people in those really cheesy costumes that dont hide the fact that its really jessie james and meowth at all? HEY!!!! ITS TEAM ROCKET!!!! no, i will not stop interrupting your motto. its a stupid one. you should sing it more often. diary, what is written in the diary, STAYS in the diary. i think jessie is cute when she sings.
~Ash
 
Dear Diary,
urgh... bruno's pokemon really give a pounding... and for some reason, they all are attacking ME!!! im sorry about the bad quality handwriting... im currently running for my life from a mob of angry pokemon belonging to bruno... and im also trying to find out who put the MISSING in missingno... WHERE IS THAT THING WHEN I NEED IT?????
~Ash
 
Dear Diary,
It seems that Missingno is heroic. Also, Missingno stands for "MissingNumber."
Also, now I beat Agatha and Lance. OMG OMG its time for me to fight Gary!
Bye!
*drops diary*
*Misty Picks it up*
Misty: Ooh.... A diary!

Dear Diary,
My name is Ash! I LOVE ASH, but he doesn't know!
Uh oh, Ash is coming! Bye
~Misty
 
Dear Dia--
what the heck?! who wrote this in my diary? why do i keep dropping the thing? uh, pikachu, book attack! *pikachu throws diary at gary. it hits him in the eye* NOT THAT BOOK PIKACHU!!!!
~Ash
 
Dear Diary,

Recently, Shigeru Gary has come out of the book-throwing-induced coma. He still blames Pikachu and me for it, too! Arceus, he's a jerk!

-Satoshi Ash​
 
Dear Diary.
I heard a beautiful song today, i swear it was the most beautiful sound i ever heard. when we went to check out where the sound was coming from, we saw a girl fall off a cliff. i, being the hero, had to go see if she was all right, but when she woke up, all she did was look at me and start crying, and then she ran off. i wonder if ill get to see her again...
~Ash
PS. i finally figured out where dawn went. turns out she was misty in disguise
 
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