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Ash's diary

Dear Diary,

I saw that girl again. Turns out she was a guy. . Oh, well, better luck next time, I suppose.

-Satoshi Ash​
 
Dear diary...
tday i visited professor oak. gary is still mad at me for the book thing, so i hav one arm broken in three places, but thats not the worst of my troubles. gary, misty, brock, the real dawn, jessie, james, meowth, pikachu, may, max, and some random kids named red, gold, ruby, and yellow got hit with some strange laser that swapped our bodies around... right now im max. as in, me inside, max outside. the machine blew up right after it happened, so we dont know how to change back... and we arent even quite sure who is who yet. i think misty is that ruby kid... but thats all i know. maybe tomorrow will tell us who got whose body.
~Ash(max)
 
Dear Diary,

Still in Masato Max's body. It's really hard to move around in this teeny thing. . But the Professor said he's working on building a new machine. Ah, well, at least I still have my dignity. . Sorta.

-Satoshi Ash​
 
Dear Diary, this is MAY writing this time...And, oh my gosh, I can't believe it! <3 Who CARE'S if i'm dressed like a stupid boy in a sumbrello-type hat thing...MY HAIR IS FINALLY BLOND!!! THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPONED TO ME!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!1111 Now...maybe Drew will finally notice me? *giggle's!* Sorry...I just always kinda wanted to be blond for some reason. xD; NO, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M STUPID...sheesh. Now if only I was a blond GIRL...hey, wait a sec....Uhhh *text gets all weird cuz someone is trying to take the diary away from May now*

*AHEM* Dear Diary...Hola, this is Yellow Calabaru, of the Viridian Forest...and my hair is now brunett and has a rather...comphy feeling red scarf tied around it....and I apper to be wearing a white mini skirt or something and black petal pusher shorts...gaaah! I can't let RED see me this way! This is REALLY EMBARESSING...mmrrggg....

Love, a rather...Embaressed Yellow...say, did I just write in somebody's diary? o_0;; Urrrm...*Yellow drop's the book and make's a serius RUN FOR IT..lol*
 
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Dear Diary,

I'm finally back in my own body again. Stupid Haruka May writing in my diary. . Urgh. .
Anyway, I haven't been feeling like myself lately, though, even if I am in my own body. Like something's different. . Ah, well, it'll come to me. Later!

-Satoshi Ash​
 
Dear Diary,
turns out im the only one whos back to normal, and the machine needs parts that will take at least a week to get here...and i saw whoever was in that straw hat kid's body take off the hat... i was so surprised. we still havent figured out who's who yet though... maybe next time someone other than me picks up my diary, theyll write that in here... it would be fun to constantly tease misty about being a boy. hey, suddenly this body-swapping thing doesnt sound so bad! *abruptly swaps bodies with red, who was in brock's body* OH, COME ON!!! NOT AGAIN!!! huh? why am i writing in this guy's diary? oh well...
~Red(ash)
 
*'Yellow' get's ahold of diary and mindlessly scribble's in it...Apprently, whoever is in Yellow's body THIS time, isn't even human*

Dear Diary...
This is Ash. WHO THE HECK WAS SCRIBBLING IN MY DIARY, SOO MINDLESSLY?!!??!!!! ARRGGG, SHOW SOME REPECT!!!! *get's stared down by Team Rocket's Meowth*...What are YOU doing here on top of THAT? -_-; *wasn't writen in diary*

*The 'Meowth' start's to talk EXACTLY like Gary Oak, telling Ash to show some...welll...respect lol*
*Ash tell's it off, telling Meowth NOT to act like his former rival on top of this...though I guess it's better than him acting like Paul. Say, who DID get in Paul's body, anyways?*

"Anyways...there's my Pikachu. Maybe I outta give him the diary to keep it safe...I just hope Pikachu isn't...Paul...

Love, Ash"

"Dear Diary...This is Yellow again...uhh...I don't know what else to say, cept that this is kind of...fun, writing in...." *Yellow scream's out "HOOLLIEEE!!!", as apperently, RED give's her the diary...and then get's zapped by the beam. again*


Thus...Pikachu, Yellow, Paul, and, Whoever Paul was before, get swapped...again. And who did Pikachu become THIS time....

"Mwaaaha...Dear Diary. DIARY HAH Ash is RETARDED. This is Paul. I got ahold of that loser's...*laugh's* DIARY!!! AS A PIKACHU, THIS IS SOO PERFECT!!!!...why do I feel rather...odd, though? Oh well...hey, why am I that LOSER'S Pokémon now, anyways?! WHAT GIVES...Oh, and, now, some nerdy smart kid is staring at me...WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PUNK?!?!!...Tehehehehe...And NOW...to read the pages....AND UNLEASH ASH'S DARKEST OF SECRETS TO THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...Love, not really, Your greatest Rival, Paul..."

Just as he's about to read the pages...the beam hit's...AGAIN. Where is Paul this time?

(Paul's thoughts:...why do I feel soo weirdly 'emotional' and empathic? Did I just become a...no...HEY THIS SUNHAT IS SWEATY....say, my pants feel weird...wait, what am i thinking. ARRRRRRGGGG I THINK I JUST BECAME THAT STUPID BLOND...girl. Well now....I think....I RATHER BE ASH'S STUPID PIKACHU. Now to steal me back that DIARY...ahahahahaha....Wait....*Paul get's swapped...again, this time he's...green*...OKAY, this is...weird. But i'm gonna go fetch me that diary now! I guess....Oh wow and I don't think i'm that blond girl anymore. BUT I'M GONNA EXPOSE HER TO...EVERYONE!!!! Because i'm...EEEEVILL FOR I AM PAUL *cough cough* yes....)
 
green (in pikachu) now has the diary

Ugh, this is ridiculous.at first it was just red, gold, ruby, yellow, and those ash, brock, gary, misty, jessie, james, may, max, and dawn people... and a pikachu and a meowth... yet somehow somebody named paul and myself have ended up here as well. and im a pikachu. the only reason im even writing in this stupid thing is that i cant talk. i may as well make a list of who i think is who.

Person | Body
Green | Pikachu
Red | Misty
Yellow | Paul
Gold | May (that cant be good)
Ruby | Max
Ash | Red
Pikachu | Yellow
Brock | Gold
Misty | James
Jessie | Dawn
James | Ruby
Meowth | Ash
Gary | Meowth
May | Jessie
Max | Gary
Dawn | Brock
Paul | Green

i think thats everyone? it seems to change quite a lot...
~Green (pikachu)
 
Dear Diary,

Me and my friends were hanging out by Lake Valor when a Seaking jumped out of nowhere. Then, the Seaking shoved Brock into the Lake! Me and Dawn were laughing endlessly as we saw Brock being chased by a swarm of Gyarados! It was reaching night-time and Brock wasnt back. Me and Dawn merrily jumped about like monkeys. Anyways, its time to hit the hay.

~Ash
 
Dear Diary,
that was a bit random, yesterday, im not sure what happened. today were in pallet town... and still everyones bodies are mixed up. at least im in a guy's body... *diary is grabbed by gold, who is actually brock* this is no time to be writing in your diary! ill just keep this until we get back to our own bodies. *body swaps with paul, meaning pauls is in gold's body and brock is in green's body* Hey! i got the diary again! heh heh heh... now, lets see...
~Paul(gold)
 
*Misty come's by and snag's the Diary from Gold/'Paul'. She laugh's VERY evily.*

Dear Diary...This is JESSIE! Somehow, I swapped bodies with the old red headed Twerpett...at least it's an OLD twerp! Say where's James and...*body swap's AGAIN, this time, she's in DAWN'S body. She end's up with a happy Pikachu (James) and May (Meowth)*


*Whoever is 'Gary' at the moment walk's by and gentally pick's up the Diary*

"Hola, Diary Amigo. Ummmn...*check's the title* Oh! Soo you apper to Ash. Dear Ash, it's me, Yellow...i'm going to try my best to keep your diary safe, if I can. Soo don't worry...I just need to hide this thing...

Love, Yellow Cabalarro...I guess"

Ash, who is currently Meowth, spot's Yellow and think's she's Gary, yell's "LET GO OF MY DIARY, GARY!!!", and, Yellow RUNS....and then she relizes that this may be Ash, is about to return the diary...but then the bodies switch. Again. Now Yellow is in....ASHS body, Ash is in Ruby's, and, WHO is Gary?"


"...Well, isn't this cute. Jessie and James left me...a toy to play with. As head leader of Team Rocket, I must say, I don't know how I got here...cept that it musta been THEIR doing. Prehaps they shall be PROMOTED.....

Love Giovan--oh, never mind, this is really PAUL. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...*cough*"

However...somehow, we're not soo sure this is Paul...as the person walk's off and think's (I need a plan back to MY LAIR IN KANTO....This diary could come in handy. hehe....)


o_o;
 
*suddenly body-swaps with the recently appeared silver* wha? why am i writing in this pink diary? oh well. as long as gold doesnt see... *gold, now in james, sees* whatcha got there? a diary? ill take it! i dont know who you are but you sound like gold! i am gold. why do you sound like silver? *pikachu, now in paul, grabs the diary* -nonhuman scribble translation: this belongs to pikapi! i must return it to him. now... who is he?- *makes a guess, chooses max's body, who has gary inside* (found him jirachu)
wha? ash's diary again? ok.
~Gary(max)
 
Dear Diary...

This is me, Ash Ketchum...Somehow, I FINALLY got the Diary BACK--But now i'm in the body of---JIRACHU! ARRRRRRGGG!!! Oh no....and now I see ASH Behind me. Wait who is Ash anyways...*talk's with him and doesn't reconize the personality. think's this ash seem's 'nice' and 'caring' but is a bit..shy*

Well...at least it's not a bad guy or whatever....Maybe it's that Yellow girl? JUST in case, i'm not going to hand them this diary as I don't really know who this is...and it could be a trap. Right now, I need to find a way to HIDE this thing before my body swaps...AGAIN. Then Giovanni could apper in this body for all I know, holding MY diary...*shiver's*

OH YEAH, AND IM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYONE WRITING IN MY DIARY LIKE THIS!!! Mrrrrgg...we NEED to fix this problum soon....it's like the arthors did this on PERPOSE soo that everyone get's a chance to write in my diary. :/ which is...well...I better go now! I feel my body switching...AGAIN. Bye!!! *throw's the diary in some random bushes behind him as he, TOO LATE, get's body swapted---AGAIN*
 
oh, the joys of being mean to ash~<3

Dear Diary-- wait, why am i starting like this? this diary isnt mine! oh well, its a rather BEAUTIFUL shade of rose... i may as well write in it, since i dont have anything better to do. im ruby, but i seem to be in the body of someone who looks a bit like sapphire. i- *BODY SWAP!* (whoevers next will decide how this goes!)
 
Dear Diary,

I just realized I have a diary. I hope Shinji Paul doesn't find this. .

-Satoshi Ash​
 
*body swaps with paul* i got the diary again! haha! now, what will i do with it?
~Paul(red)
 
Dear Diary--

I could've hit myself over the head with a Wailord today! I got confused with Johto and Sinnoh. I asked people where Kurt's house is! I really need to try and find out where my brain went....Maybe Misty would know!

--Ash
 
Dear Diary,

I got scratched in the face by Nyaasu Meowth today after Roketto-Dan Team Rocket tried to take my Pikachuu Pikachu. It hurts. A lot.

-Satoshi Ash​
 
Dear Diary,
I went to see how Prof. Oak's doing with that body switching machine. As I went in the lab I saw...
Prof.Oak getting bodyswaped! I went to him and asked if he was ok. But he answered "Hi Ash it being a while since you came home." "WHAT?!! Who are you ?!" " You don't your own mother?" Prof. Oak has Body Swap with my mom!!! After the weird thing I went to find The real Prof. Oak.
Love, A Very confused Ash.
 
Dear Diary,

OMG! I was chased by a drunk Zigzagoon in Viridian Forest! That was so scary! I think I should be heading back to the Sinnoh Reigon soon... Dawn and Brock ain't to fond of this Reigon either... Dawn almost got kicked by a lose Hitmonchan! And Brock almost got ran over by a pack of Rhyhorns! We'll be heading back tommarow by plane... Luckliy my mom had some spare cash...

Love,
One Freaked Out Ash
 
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