Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

[Intuition]

Because they don't know what that are!

Why is Brocks hair always perfect.. (in his way) haha

 

[ryrygt]

cuz he uses rock hard gell...

how do pokemon breed in real life???

 

[IceKitten]

Like you would expect them to

How would you expect them to breed?

 

[jokestr2004]

With bubble gum!

Why come Ash doesn't comb his hair????

 

[ryrygt]

cuz he wears a hat...

why did frodo give ash the ring of power???

 

[jokestr2004]

Because they were both obsessed with Pac-Man!!

Why come Officer Jenny wears orange clothes????????

 

[shining_light]

because she is camerupt!

y does beedrill have bee in its' name?

 

[jokestr2004]

Cuz it eats Oreo O's!!

Why come Jigglypuff isnt a Venusaur?!

 

[ryrygt]

cuz if it was it would be a puffisaur...

is gimli a pokemon???

 

[jokestr2004]

Yes cuz Ash ate him for lunch...

What's Max's freakin problem?!>?!>!>!>>Q!@^W$^#%&$%e^$@

 

[obsessedgamer]

He has ADHD.

Is Misty Ash's stalker? Is May Misty in disguise? Why do both of their names begin with M?

 

[jokestr2004]

May is Misty exposed to chemical radiation and struck by lightning a few times, and Misty is simply a pickle. So, yes, that explains everything.

Does Brock smoke pot??!?! If so, why?!?!?!?

 

[swordkirby537]

yes because he lives in a pot.

why dose may where that hat?

 

[jokestr2004]

cuz she eats mozzeralla

How does Ash know what time it is when he doesnt have a watch??!

 

[Intuition]

He asks pikachu that can smell the time..

Why does charmander/charmeleon/charizard have a flame on there tail?

 

[IceKitten]

So they can make fires more safe

How do you smell with your eye?

 

[jokestr2004]

You have to evolve into a Bananachu

How does MissingNo EAT?!!!!!!?!

 

[raveberuk]

By eating pokemon...

How do legendary's make offsprings?

 

[ryrygt]

they "do their thing" and their babies are legendary babies...(nar)

How come Groundon doesn't have a baby form???

 

[jokestr2004]

Because Kyogre IS its baby form!

Why come Steven has GOODS?