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It is a question of mass versus coconuts per square mile...

What is the sum of a beaver?
 
Four tadpoles + the metric value of the continent of Antarctica.

Bagpipes?
 
Bagpipes? What nonsense are you spouting young lady? Use full sentences. XD

Now, there was a particularly clever riddle we used to pass along in the old days, what was it now...oh yes, what has four legs in the morning, two legs during the day, and three legs in the evening?
 
Beastboy. =P

How come they don't use hoola hoops for ring toss?
 
Cause hoola hoops are too good for ring toss. =P

Why has the neighbor's chicken been throwing rocks at my shoulder?
 
Because it has been corrupted by todays ruthless popular culture...the hooligans are everywhere these days.

Do you remember if I have taken my medicine today?
 
*gaspeh* You overdosed! :O

Where'd I throw Saturn?
 
Because you saved nothing by switching to Geico.

Can you break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar?
 
Nah, I don't really feel like it at the moment. Maybe in two years.

If twelve tadpoles were inserted into my disc drive, would that be unusual or just plain creepy?
 
That, my dear granddaughter, would be a scandalous waste of completely good tadpoles.

What is this world coming to?
 
Destruction! Ain't that nice?

If I were to buy my mother a puppy, but it wasn't the kind of puppy she liked, should I eat it?
 
Goodness no! You should just let it go! Yes, we ate puppies at wartime but only because there was little else to eat. I am appaled at the very insinuation of such an act in these times of welfare.

Is it time for the bingo?
 
Nope, it's time for that time of day again.. to take your medication, grandfather. =D

What exactly IS medication?
 
You will understand that when you're older.

Do you enjoy guarding used chamber pots?
 
No. No, not at all. o_0

Why ish the sky sometimes not blue? =D
 
That is caused by children being naughty and not respecting their elders.

Are you pulling my prosthetic leg?
 
'Cause I feel like it. XP

Why are you taunting my gold fish? *evil glare of death*
 
I am not taunting it. I am merely explaining the problems of the modern world to the goldfish.

Are you insulting my monkey?
 
Maybe! O.O *stares at monkey*

Why you be you and not you be a horsey?
 
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