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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

Oh yeah!

Did you save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico?
 
I don't know.

Is Green Day and Blink 182 the two best bands ever?
 
Ask the operator.

Where's my brain vessel?
 
Again, ask the operator.

Why is my brain vessel in meh leg?
 
Because you are copying me.

*has poked people literally millions of times since the day she was born*

Why have I REALLY poked people millions of times since the day I was born?
 
All I know is that Plushie is not your lost sister.

Who is your lost cousin?
 
A two-year old german shepherd called Wilfred.
Which switch is the switch to Ipswitch, miss?
 
System Error: Please insert logical question

Uh... what?
 
Out of banana error, please reinstall universe and reboot.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would the pile of wood amount to more or less than a pile of stone in a cooking contest?
 
Yes! I was paying attention, honest!

When the light goes off, is that the speed of shadow?
 
"No, it is merely the average velocity of insufficient light.
Did you brush your teeth today young man/lady?
 
Maybe. I'm not telling, old man/lady!

What's a man/lady?
 
It's a paradigm.
Do shoelaces taste like chiken if you boil them with old socks and a hint of lemon zest?
 
Nah, it has more of a ladybuggish taste to it. Also had a hint of chicken fried steak.

What happens when you mix a pinch a cinnamon, a dairy cow, a giraffe plushie, a window pane, a blue ballpoint pen, a lamp post, and K-Mart, then add a dash of chemical preservatives?
 
You invoke the most unholy powers of the accounting division upon the head of your nemesis and also end up with a bowl of stew that has the distinct flavour of flowery wallpaper and ladies' underwear.

Does a lightbulb smell cloudish to you?
 
No, it smells like cheese.

Why do people need to breath?
 
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