Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

[Alter Ego]

Because acting like a horse would be downright inappropriate for a man of my age.

How many times have I told you not to bathe in the dishwasher?

 

[Random Plushie]

Once. Just now. ^_^

Why do I call you Grandpa Titan A.E.?

 

[Satrijou]

Once. Just now. ^_^

Why do I call you Grandpa Titan A.E.?

Because he loves to watch the SuperTitans on Cartoon Network!

Why does potato chips contain so much fat?

 

[Alter Ego]

(I've never even heard of it.^_^)

Since the only substitue available was motor oil, which would impair the taste.

Is it a conspiracy?

 

[Random Plushie]

Once again, maybe! O.O *stares*

Why has the age of the pencil and paper come to an end?

 

[Alter Ego]

Because the modern generation is sloppy and lazy. But as long as there is life in these bones the generation of pencil and paper shall never have truly died out.

You there! Define moral fiber!

 

[Wolf_Goddess]

A fiber that has a moral.

What is the point of asking questions if we know we'll get something stupid as an answer?

 

[Alter Ego]

Stupidity is a very relative concept, and according to some ways of thinking there are no stupid answers, only stupid questions.

Will man ever walk on the sun?

 

[Dragon-Chan]

Only if they land at night.

DRAGON!!!! ^______________________^

 

[Alter Ego]

That is not a question, youngster.

What is or is not the center of the mass of gravity minus pie to the power of an elephant?

 

[Dragon-Chan]

Dragon!

Why isn't it a question, puny human?

 

[Alter Ego]

Because there is no question mark in it, foolish youngster.

If the sky is taller than a medium-sized pancake, is the earth shorter than yesterday?

 

[Wolf_Goddess]

You can say that if you wish.

Why do some people eat pickles, but others don't?

 

[Dragon-Chan]

Because the sky has no Dragons in it any more.

Dragon?

 

[Alter Ego]

SHEEP! Eight foot killer penguins!

How many Cradilies can dance on the head of a pin?

 

[Dragon-Chan]

Infinity dragon minus pie, as long as half of them have Suction Cups and half of them have Air Lock. Otherwise, infinity minus cheese pie dragon.

Is Alter Ego standing by a Cradily because it's as old as he is (prehistoric)?

 

[Alter Ego]

Nay child. It is there because it's my favourite pok?mon. Although I do find the coincidence amusing. ^_^

Will we ever attain a world devoid of Banettes?

 

[Dragon-Chan]

Only if we can unzip all their mouths.

How do you make that apostrophe above the E in Pokemon?

 

[Alter Ego]

I pressed the e and ? buttons simultaneously. Producing this: ?

Is a barrel of monkies truly less fun than previously expected?

 

[♡ゆめみち]

It was never fun in the first place.

Why can monkeys jump and rats cant?