Ask A Stupid Question

[Heir]

as old as a space rabbit can be.

have you slipped on a banana peel before?

 

[MathewCS]

no, i haven't, i ate 'em.

why evryon liekz mudkipz?

 

[Synerjee]

Becuz mudkipz liekz yu.

Why do you open your mouth to speak?

 

[destinedjagold]

Because you don't speak when your mouth is full. If it's not full, then you speak. ^_^

Why is the moon the center of the universe?

 

[Starry Windy]

Because you can see everything in the universe, duh.

Why is sky blue?

 

[destinedjagold]

Try staring at the sky at night, and you'll see how wrong you are. ^_^

Why do rocks rock?

 

[AluminiumOxide]

Cause Rock are Hard

How to babysit a baby monkey ?

 

[destinedjagold]

Sit on top of it! Sheesh, people these days... >_>

Speaking of days... How many days are there in a second?

 

[Rosehip]

42. Because I'm one of those people who like to jump bandwagons.

Is this statement false?

 

[MewNine]

It is whatever you want it to be.

Is Chicken of the Sea chicken or fish? I know it is tuna, but it says chicken on it.

 

[Synerjee]

I am almost positive it is neither chicken nor fish, but some kind of rare aquatic dinosaur.

Does flaming go?

 

[MathewCS]

no, it don't because i don't have banana peals.

why yugioh doesn't have pokibalz?

 

[DarkIllumination]

Because a childrens' card game on motorcycles.


How do I Ultra Combo?

 

[MathewCS]

By pressing <- -> b,a,x,y,l,r <- -> ->

how can i cook rice without eating them before?

 

[Polar Spectrum]

If you use a scald attack at exactly 10 degrees Celsius with barometric pressure not exceeding 98 lbs/Sq. Inch while above sea level, on a slope of not more than 42 degrees rising from parallel to ground level, the rice will turn brown.


Where does babby come from?

 

[MathewCS]

From eggs, they are brought by a Pelipper.

how can i have a girlfriend?

 

[SmashBrony]

Show your love by presenting her with a deformed frisbee!
(those who watches Mr1upz vidoes on YouTube will be the most likely to get my joke)

Why is fire cold?

 

[Polar Spectrum]

Because Sandra Bullock ruined the heat.


What is a man?

 

[SmashBrony]

Mewtwo is a man!
So that makes me the manliest person here!
Oh yeah!

When is the "eat an ox"?

 

[MathewCS]

is that you have to eat an ox

why my tea is not hot?