Ask A Stupid Question

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Not unless you have excess amount of skin.


What's with all the noise we make?

 

[Xilfer]

It's all in your head; noise doesn't actually exist.

Why are butts so bootiful?

 

[MckinkyMcormic]

Because Satsuki's *** is apparenty .0037039% better than Ryuuko's boobs. sauce.

Why did the potato eat a duck after crossing the chicken?

 

[☆Rei☆]

Elephants don't wear Trombones on their ukulele, that'd be flabbergasting.


Are we all just going to give out questions and answers that make almost no sense?

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

Yes because Hooters buffalo shrimp is too buttery now. >_>

When is the apocalypse?

 

[Astraea]

OK n the day of your birthday and your country's power supply will end forever that day.

Are ants smarter than elephant?

 

[Xilfer]

Of course they are, they have bigger brains.

When did God schedule the end of the universe?

 

[Seth Rollins]

Nobody knows.

Is this a stupid question?

 

[Astraea]

Yep. Cause you got mindless since you got 1000 posts ;)

Why do some people eat burger without sauce

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Turns out sauce was made of corpses.


How many strikes until it's an out?

 

[Arcturus.]

None, because they are no outs in bowling. :)

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Snooping as usual, I see?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

In your dreams, loser.


What's a Tumblr?

 

[Mindless]

A person who likes to roll down hills in a tumbling fashion.

If tomatoes are fruits, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

 

[Xilfer]

No, it's a living creature in its own right. Down with labels!

If I am on Mars why am I on Jupiter and Saturn?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Probably because you were born on the wrong generation.


Where should I recharge my cellphone?

 

[for him.]

In the shower. Yes. I am totally not trying to get people killed. :D I am way too innocent. XD

What is Pokemon?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Holographic monsters that pop out of your cards.


How much do I need to win in 21?

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

The amount needed to win in Blackjack (a.k.a. 21) is lower than 22

*holding a baguette* How do get this bread to fit into the toaster?

 

[Jarachie]

Does this comment make me look like a noob:D