Ask A Stupid Question

[Emboar]

No, there are yes cats.

Do I walk alone?

 

[Devoxys12]

No, you are being stalked... by your shadow.
Am I right or am I right?

 

[Emboar]

YOU'RE WRONG!

Who's there?

 

[Synerjee]

There's who.

What do you call a zebra with red and green polkadots?

 

[blue]

A Stripey Zebra!

How many leaves are in autumn?

 

[Devoxys12]

0.
How do you fall in Fall?

 

[Emboar]

The same way you winter in Winter. Magically.

What is red + 4 + a?

 

[Emboar]

That's a stumper. I don't know, but if I had to guess, I'd say Y - Green.

Can he have your chips?

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

No he can't

Why is there no flygon Mega evolution?

 

[Devoxys12]

Because the DS prints money for them.
E=mc2(square, not 2)?

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

What?!!!!!

Why are there meat eaters???????!!!!!!! (Everyone should be a vegetarian :()

 

[Emboar]

Since world rulers make their decisions based upon my opinions, they decided that meat-eating is legal.

Where do I park my balloon?

 

[Emboar]

Dude, everyone knows you park it under a tree!

Does my balloon like pencils?

 

[Urist McHemlock]

Yeah, it is a recommended diet.
I accidentally 93MB of .rar files
what should I do...is this dangerous?

 

[Emboar]

You should sleep.

Where is my taxi?

 

[Urist McHemlock]

It's parked in a black hole within a black hole.
Where are my shoes?

 

[Emboar]

I stole them.

Did I pass?

 

[destinedjagold]

Nope. I said steal one shoe, not one pair of shoes!

There's a roach flying towards me. What do?

 

[Urist McHemlock]

You eat it.
Where is my wallet?

 

[Emboar]

A bird stole it.

Should I be doing this?