Ask A Stupid Question

[Somewhere_]

How did you get fat?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Why yes! You don't say!

What's the best way to take a nap?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Putting on shades.


Where's the volume frequency button on your remote?

 

[Percy]

On that button.

Where's the truck.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

It went past me I think.

Why won't some people be quiet?

 

[Somewhere_]

It its in a video game, it means its real. So yes.

If zombies are in movies, does that mean they exist in real life?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Only in Miami - Remember that incident?

Do you even know what I'm talking about?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Yep, your talking about asking a question.

Who is that orange dragon mon again?

 

[Kiriyuuki Kasuna]

Dragonite!

Do they even exist in real life?

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

I think I saw one shopping at the mall the other day.

Why do I have the feeling that my professor is a cult leader?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Bacause he can't tell the difference between genders.

no?

 

[mew_nani]

Bacause he can't tell the difference between genders.

no?

No.

Why do so many protagonists have hair so spikey you could impale your hand on it?

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

They're inspired by Bowser's shell.

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science technology?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Probably in hell.

What's the best music to listen to?

 

[VanillaMiltank]

Nails on a chalkboard

You're Brad Pitt, right?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

It's the same as dividing by zero.

What day is today?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Opposite day.

What is Cyndaquil?

 

[TravelerTrainer15]

A pie.

But what is pie?

 

[VanillaMiltank]

Yummy

What is the meaning of cake?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I don't know, but it's full of lies.

What else is full of lies?