Ask A Stupid Question

[Zakariya]

The hero of time.

If my body is incinerated completely, will I still live?

 

[Desinishon]

Pffft for sure....c;

What is the thing that's lurking around you? XD

 

[semi]

I'd be damned if it weren't your shadow.

Why did Jesus dislike pie?

 

[ElBurrito]

Because he couldn't find kosher pie.


Why can't I plug my cat into an outlet?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Becuase, well...

Who wants fryed cat for dinner?

 

[VanillaMiltank]

ME-ow ^_^

Do you smell bacon?

 

[Zakariya]

I smell bacon even when I don't smell bacon.

If I set my pencil on fire, can I still use it after it's turned into a pile of ashes?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Not if it's completely burned.

Will I become the king of the world?

 

[Sefuree]

Of course.

Is the earth round?

 

[semi]

You'll have to try and fit it in to a square container to check.

Is gravity what makes me fall in love?

 

[ElBurrito]

No, your lack of ability to walk properly makes you fall in love.


Are some zombies allergic to peanuts?

 

[PageEmp]

No but they turn into a balloon when they touch it.

Is it too late now to say sooorry?

 

[Desinishon]

Nahh you will not be able to say it feeldbadman

What is 'it'?

 

[ElBurrito]

If I knew, I could tell you.


Is it safe to hug that cactus?

 

[PageEmp]

When you sleep.

What happened 5 years ago?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Nothing of importance.

How can I reverse aging?

 

[ElBurrito]

Eat small children to gain their powers of youth.


How do you spell "toucan"?

 

[Zakariya]

By setting your keyboard on fire.

How do you gain superpowers?

 

[ElBurrito]

By biting radioactive spiders or blowing up your home planet.


How dark does a room have to be before you can't hear yourself think?

 

[PageEmp]

When there is presence of a female's chest.

What will happen if I touch a female's chest?