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Ask A Stupid Question

You can't prove that it doesn't have them just because you've never seen them.

What's the square root of a hypotenuse?
 
You get a coupon for a free car wash. Good job.

Where can I get a frickin' shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to its head?
 
Because I ate my Magikarp.

CHOCOLATE?!?!
 
It's now black.

Why this text is in white?
 
Because all dog's are blue now. ;~;

Why do human's have feet?
 
Because if it were hot chocolate you'd burn yourself when you dive. :X

Why do I feel... like a banana? ;~;
 
With lots of Poke you get from Pokemon. :O

Why do my feet smell weird?
 
On the trash can. It's more safe.

Why is this girl dancing at a strawberry?
 
Because in her universe, strawberries rule the world.

Why am I eating a BLT?
 
Because apples.

Why can't I get my Eevee to eat bacon?
 
Because it's a vegetarian! :D

Why do fish have braaaaaaaaains?
 
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