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Half past egg the paparazzi :^D

Am I sarcastic toad or a pea?
 
As many as you can count. >:^D

Am I a pickle or a loop? 8)
 
You are a shoelace between the teeth of a beaver.

Do penguins enjoy belly dancing at midnight?
 
Due to radical opposition of tiny particles intensifying the flux, particles are forced down in all directions onto all isolated objects within the universe, penguins are able to enjoy their ritualistic festival of belly dances at high moon. Unfortunately due to other worldly conflictions in the past during the time of deer, with fault due to the goddess arthemis who stopped the child of Iphigeneia, the olden penguins method became oppressed. So with a heavy heart each one of the tribal penguins must now give up one of their freshly caught fish. Still even with this minor confliction the festival is still a major event that is loved by all of penguin kind.

Am I your Rhythm Princess?
 
Only when Danny DeVito is busy

Is this seaweed actually a secret spy who will strangle me in my sleep??!!!
 
Once their was a selfish king who desired to know how much gold was in his crown. But due to the irregular shape of the crown their was no viable method at the time to determine it's volume through mathematics. Consumed by curiousity the noble king went to Archimedes, a man with great intelligence!
Archimedes humbly accepted the challenge and was at first baffled on how he would calculate the volume of gold. It wasn't until one of his baths that he noticed the water in tub he was in raised when he entered, there the solution became obvious and he realized he could measure the volume of an object by immersing it and measuring how much the water rose.

Thus discovering the principle of displacement, and raising the desire in man to throw heavy objects into formations of water giving us more reason to rock our boats! But, no. No rocking here.

If I dance, will I explode?
 
Because the hermits would die!

Why do tornadoes eat flies?
 
Because it ate a bogey. D:

Why did the toddler cross the road? 8D
 
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