bad idea

[Sirfetch’d]

You have been approached by a multi-billion dollar corporation to come up with a new product. The catch however is that this product has to be virtually useless(think diet water, shoe umbrella, DVD rewinder, etc). The person to come up with the most useless invention signs a billion dollar contract with the company and is set for life. What do you present to them? What does it (not)do?

 

[Her]

dua lipa's dance dance revolution

 

[gimmepie]

I'd sell people existence.

 

[Her]

lena dunham's fragrant candle wax: now you get the smell of soggy bread and hot armpit grease dispersed throughout your home!

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

I'll jack up the odds in my favour by presenting multiple projects, firstly. None too inventive but the glue hasn't kicked in yet.

• A soluble dam.
  
• Peddle operated wheelchair.
  
• Glow-in-the-dark stealth suit.
  
• A guide to thriving as a deaf person, in the form of an audio book.
  
• A musical silencer.
  
• Padlocked emergency kit.
  
• My knees.