Ban The Person Above You! (Don't take it literally!)

[Opposite Day]

Banned for not considering the fact that Vetinari keeps the wizards bloated and fat in order to prevent them from reaching their full potential (including Mustrum Ridcully, may I add despite his proven cleverness from earlier as well as his fondness for excersise which is commonly viewed as unhealthy by his fellow wizards) as well as the proper plural form of wizard; war.

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for assuming that it is Vetinari that keeps them this way, rather than their own hierarchal system and the decision of the heads of the Eight Orders of Wizardry.

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for assuming that Vetinari would not only heavily encourage this in the same way that UU "pays taxes", and that wizards would ever submit to a fellow wizard if it were not for the fact that Mustrum Ridcully is incredibly skilled at hunting.

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for assuming that I was saying any wizard would submit to any other wizard when in fact I was saying that their current agreed state of complacency has been brought about by the relative truce instated after the events of Sourcery.

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for disc-arding my arguments too well when I'm not able to get everything said in the books due to me refusing to read them in my native language in fear of losing anything in translation

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for obvs not reading every book about 12 times over, since that's how memorization occurs.

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for being everything I aspire to be when it comes to literature. If you were a wizard I might just consider killing you for the sake of being surpreme once again.

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for coupling a random complement with a threat, thus confusing me on how to react.

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for not realizing that violence is always the best option.

Then again as previously indicated physical violence is kind of hard to do on here, so in the words of a great poster on Yahoo answers in this regard;

You cant physically punch them, but you can punch their heart. Send them an email or IM with words that are so vicious that it makes them feel so bad that they cry

 

[alisaie]

Banned for being one of the two people to take up this current page.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned because blue name and center align seem to go hand in hand.

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for not joining in on the Discworld banter.

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for not railing this page back onto proper Disc(world)ussion despite obv being a fan as well.

EDIT: REALLY TARA, LOOK WHAT YOU DID

 

[alisaie]

Banned for having had possibly been double-ninja'd.

(Bwahahahahahaa. >D)

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for taking this discussion off the course with the nice view.

 

[The_Original_Raitan]

Banned because...well.....what view?

 

[Akita]

Banned for having _'s in your username.

 

[The_Original_Raitan]

Banned for not having _'s. I flung it right back at you.

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for having an out-of place strip of white in your signature image.

 

[The Last One]

Banned for being "the Smart One"