Best pokemon joke ever.

[Prince_of_Light]

Alright, so I just posted this on another forum, but since this place specializes in pokemon I want to see how much lulz I get. =P

The first one someone else had posted, and the second one I came up with.

Feel free to add your own funny poke-jokes.

EDIT: whoops! My bad. Totally didn't realize I was still in Other Chat. XD

 

[Charmageddon]

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

Spoiler:

Poke 'im on.

 

[Toxicroak]

My girlfriend never wears

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

...laaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeem.

=|

Especially the Abra one. You don't pronounce it the same!

 

[Yusshin]

lol I thought the abra one was funny xD

You always need to be wary of Peepin' Toms. If not, they'll surely:

Yeah, I just thought of that >>

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Pass the

Will you please?

Behold, that was very lame.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

Q: Which Pokemon can count to 3 in Spanish?
A: Arctic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres.

Q: How can Brock see when his eyes are always closed?
A: He follows the scents of Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny!


laaaaaaaammmmmmme >.> lol

 

[Yusshin]

Q) If Naruto had a Pokemon, who would it be?
A) Kabuto

>> harhar

 

[XtinaIsMeLuvinWWE]

Q: What do you get when you cross my brother and a sloth?
A: A Slowbro.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

what an

disaster

https://instantrimshot.com/

 

[Prince_of_Light]

what an

disaster

https://instantrimshot.com/

Win. XD

I wanna see someone else do a song though, like I did.

 

[shookie]

What do you get when you cross a Pikachu and a pizza parlor?

Spoiler:

A Pizzachu!

Which Pokemon is low fat?

Spoiler:

Butterfree.

 

[champ4life]

What pokemon hurts lights?

Spoiler:

Bulba"sore"

and yes its a rubbish joke o_o

 

[Uecil]

Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?
Answer:They are both very dense in the head.



What did Pikachu say when it was playing hide'n'seek with Togepi? Answer: Peek-a-choo!


there alright I guess.

 

[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]

This might be a bit far, so...

Spoiler:

What does Dragonite have in common with a rapist?

Spoiler:

It Drags you into the Nite

 

[Prince_of_Light]

This might be a bit far, so...

Spoiler:

What does Dragonite have in common with a rapist?

Spoiler:

It Drags you into the Nite

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeper.

I wanna see more image jokes. D=

 

[coolcatkim22]

Um, here's some I made, sometimes I get laughs from them, sometimes I don't.
Variety:

Running joke:

 

[Prince_of_Light]

Um, here's some I made, sometimes I get laughs from them, sometimes I don't.
Variety:

Running joke:

LOL @ gengar and kingler.

 

[shot571]

lol that abra one is pretty funny. the ony pokemon joke i know is the pikachu bus one.

 

[Toxicroak]

heres 2 more:

i made another one but its quite rude, i would got banned if i posted it ;)