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...But I Escaped Because.......

I escaped because IMMA FIRIN MAH' LAZER!

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The user below is about to do a speech that can result in world peace, if done well...
 
...but I escaped because the user above me wanted to give the speech, hence I gladly the offer and went to sleep to attain some peace !!




The user below me is sleeping with an Anaconda, who can constrict the user anytime....
 
...But I escaped because I can airbend and blew them all away before making my escape.

The next poster gets locked in a tombe with seventy murderous zombie mummies.
 
Fortunately, since they are mummies they lack the brains to actually get to me and instead just stumble around crashing against the same two pillars again and again. That's enough time for me to pick up an online course on ancient lock picking and actually finish it and of course get out of there.

The next poster gets trapped in a dream featured by their local sleep paralysis demon.
 
Thankfully I have access to something which is known as "Ship of the desert", and they were carrying both food and water supplies as well because luckily a group of nomads were passing next to me, and they helped me !!





The next user is stuck in the exam hall of very tough mathematics which the user is not aware of.
 
...But I escaped because the captain was completely full of hot air, which caused the submarine to rise up into the air, which I could then fly off into.

The next poster is trapped at a stamp-collectors meeting with no end in sight.
 
Luckily it turned out to be that this poster himself had organized the meeting, hence he finished that at his will !!



The next user had given the task to climb Mt. Everest, and weather is cold enough to freeze enough non-human materials.
 
...But I escaped because I had brought a giant vat of acid with me, and melted the abominable machine down with said acid.

The next poster gets arrested for throwing a paper ball.
 
...But I escaped because I utilized my paid leave on this occasion to get away comfortably, which didn't bothered even the one who assigned me the role !!




The next user is converted in Missingno !!
 
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