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...But I Escaped Because.......

But I escape by using built in saws to cut free!

the next user did not buy one of muffet's pastries and is now stuck to a web about to become an ingredient!
 
But I escape by sharing some ice cream!
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The next user just made an awkward joke in front of everyone they know!
 
...But I escaped because it's me we're talking about, and they're usually used to my craziness.

The next poster's house is filled with Gremlins who are causing mischief and mayhem as well as breaking stuff and blowing up the microwave!
 
To stop them from hurting anyone else i paralyse all of them using a giga thunder blast and turn the whole house into a plasma ball hehe

The next user is in a colluseum with a lion!
 
...But I escaped because I hadn't started it yet because I had already written it early, and so spent the remaining two hours goofing off.

The next poster got kidnapped by their evil twin.
 
....but I escaped because I used Double Team to fool those Evil Twins !!



The user got themselves locked inside the bathroom.
 
...But I escaped because I bounced through the ceiling of the bounce house!

The next poster got their hair set on fire by... someone...
 
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...But I escaped because that wall was just a wall of light, and so I just fell through it.

The next poster got knocked down by a pack of adorable Puppies who won't stop licking them!
 
...But I escaped because I was in a Wario costume and people expect him to do that.

The next poster is dragged away by spirits on Halloween! *Spooky noises*
 
I loudly announced to everyone around me that I was actually a government agent on a top secret mission to deliver a vial of "anti-zombie serum" before the outbreak hit their neighborhood. I flashed an expired library card as my ID, cranked my hazards on, and started weaving through the cars, shouting, "Make way if you want to live!" People parted like I was Moses in a minivan. ᕕ(︶‿︶)ᕗ

For the next poor soul: Imagine you're trying to escape a dentist's office where they play nothing but whale noises on loop while making you wait an extra 5 hourss. Get out of that nightmare! >___<
 
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