...But I Escaped Because.......

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But i escape by sleeping Zzzzz

The next user is in a crumbling mine!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by creating an ice slide to speed myself up and make ice above me to slow down the collapse!

The next user is at the airport and forgot their flight ticket.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I just found a nearby Woodpecker who flew me to where I wanted to go.

The next poster is turned into a perfectly safe Penguin.

 

[Megan]

But I escaped because because I got bored!

The next user is trapped inside a big hamster ball.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

but i escape by flying to the sun and melting it!

The next user is on stage in front of 1000000000000 people!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by creating a snowstorm! =D

The next user just accidentally caused a blackout!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I like being in the dark!

The next poster stepped on a land mine.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

but i'm explosion proof!

The next user is hanging off a branch on a cliff!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape because all those years of torture training are finally paying off!

Spoiler:

The next user is fading in and out of existence after an experiment went awry!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I was able to perform another experiment which cured me of that!

The next poster got sealed inside an unbreakable crystal.

 

[PageEmp]

But I escaped by planting that cryatal into someone else to use their body.

The next user gets trapped on a beach in the middle of an earthquake.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But i sing a lullaby that calms the earth!

The next user is currently spending all there money on mystery boxes!

 

[CF1994]

But I stop spending because LankyBox is a total sham!

The next user is ready for trouble, got themselves binge watching, cuz they're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by putting down several newspapers with unsolved puzzles in them.

The next user got stuck on the roof during a thunderstorm.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I was cooking something on said roof, which redirected any lightning that might strike. (Hopefully...)

The next poster is about to be hugged by a friendly walking cactus!

 

[Megan]

But I escaped because it's a very small cactus which can't run very fast!

The next user is trapped in a room with me holding a big hammer! :3

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But I escape by rolling up into a ball and using my back spines to saw out of the room!

The next user is locked in their closet!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by entering the portal to Narnia.

The next user forgot to put on their parachute before jumping out of the plane!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because the plane was still on the ground, and there was a very large pillow below me.

The next poster was dragged into the netherworld by angry spirits!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But i'm a robot thus they phase right through me hehe

The next user angered jack. dw, your not supposed to know him