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...But I Escaped Because.......

...But I escaped because I was able to ride the wave all the way to safety!

The next poster gets mauled by a pack of lemons.
 
But i escaped because i squeezed the lemons!

The next poster is cornered by a pack of werewolfs!
 
...But I escaped because the 'renegade' Sheep from one of my stories drove right behind her and honked the horn suddenly, causing her to fall over and crash. At least it wasn't through a market this time...

The next poster is tied to a bunch of balloons and let go to float up high into the sky.
 
....But I escaped easily because I broke the strings of balloon by biting them consecutively and hence made a soft landing !!


The next poster is asked to withstand 660V electric shock bare handedly.
 
....But I escaped because I was corrupted by friends here, and hence I am also known as Delta Clown Sword 🤡.
Hence my Sword did the talking, while I distracted those clowns with my skills !!




The next user is trapped in the junkyard factory, which offers 100% destruction of anything metallic and electronic, with no chance of failure, which makes sure that any metallic, electronic, machinized object is turned into waste which will be recycled for benefit of mankind !!
 
I'm made of an extremely strong mineral that was discovered in 21XX thus meaning the junkyard cant penetrate my armor created in the future :>

The next user Is getting pulled towards a giant propellor!
 
...But I escaped because a Gremlin was sabotaging the plane the propeller was attached to and caused the whole thing to fall apart.

The next poster is tied to a table and made to listen to 'Tiptoe Through The Tulips' by Tiny Tim over and over and over for 6 days.
 
But I escaped the container by freezing and shattering the door and then yoinking all the food and water on the ship :woop:

The next user is stuck in customs and forgot their passport!
 
....but I escaped because @Lapis_Laz95 had already arranged a ticket for me, and was just waiting to give me a surprise !!



The next user is corrupted by AI, and can only be treated by going at the beginning of Universe.
 
...But I escaped because I like being in the dark, and then when I got hungry I merely opened up a magnagate to my kitchen back at my house.

The next poster is eaten by a giant Frog.
 
But I escaped because that frog had eaten Delta's poster, not Delta the user !!



The next user is banned for escaping via non-human method !!
:whistle::whistle:
 
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