...But I Escaped Because.......

[ReKoil]

But I escape by cooling him off with a nice chilly breeze !

The next user shot the deputy but not the sheriff!

 

[PageEmp]

But I escaped by making it that it's not against the law to do that.

The next user is trapped on a balloon that is floating upwards very quickly towards space.

 

[Zero Seven]

But I escaped because I convinced the balloon it was actually a submarine, and it dove straight into the nearest ocean instead. (¬‿¬)

The next user is stuck in a giant bowl of spaghetti that's slowly being eaten by a giant fork with googly eyes. (✦థ ｪ థ)

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But i tell papyrus and he is the master of spaghetti so he gets me out of there!

The next user has to fight sans!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by not knowing who that is and therefore not feeling an obligation to fight him/her, when/if I come across them!

The next user is being carried around by an Enderman who considers them their favorite 'block'

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I don't play Minecraft and so it went off to bother someone else.

The next poster's hand gets possessed by demonic spirits and tries to kill them.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

My guy i'm a robot there isn't anything to possess in the first place

The next user is in a car with no breaks going fast!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by shredding the tires with Ice Shards and driving it into a lake =3

The next user got stuck in quicksand!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I turned the quicksand into tiny pillows, and it threw me out of it and ran off screaming into the woods in embarrassment.

The next poster is on a planet as Vogons destroy it to make way for a hyperspace express route.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But I go back in time and sick my wasp army on everyone who thought it was a good idea to destroy a planet!

The next user is inside a burning house!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by melting into a Vaporeon and sliding out as a puddle of water, and then freezing myself again in the nearest fridge!

The next user got on the wrong plane and didn't realize it till after it already took off!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I was actually being kidnapped and transported to a criminal base on a plane, but the kidnappers had put me on the wrong plane, so I escaped from their clutches and enjoyed the flight to freedom!

The next poster is locked in a room with the Teletubbies!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But being the kid show mascots they are, it's actually an episode where we figure out together how to escape said room!

The next user is in the cyber verse facing off alpha!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by handing over some files from an undisclosed source.

The next user is stuck babysitting a dinosaur that keeps trying to eat them.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because said Dinosaur was only a baby, and not at all difficult to avoid.

The next poster had a safe dropped on them by the Buddy Bears because said poster disagreed with the group.

 

[PageEmp]

But I escaped because I have no clue who those bears are. They never even dropped the safe because a strange creature covered in honey walked past them.

The next user is locked in a room filled with massively attractive ladies.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But i escape by being a robot who only cares about how people are on the inside, outside looks mean nothing you know! But anyway I escape by teleporting like any sane robot would. ( i feel like i teleport to much to get out of these situations )

The next user can only leave this page once they figured out how to react to this post with all of the reactions!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by -ing out.

The next user fell into a fire ant nest.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I hastily wrote them an apology letter and worked in their kitchens for three weeks to make up for it.

The next poster ran into Slender Man!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Ya know he looks really cool so i befriend him!

The next user is now a snail!