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...But I Escaped Because.......

But I escape by turning it into my house and move all my stuff in :fufu:

The next user stepped on a bug while at Lav's place! :eek:
 
...But I escaped because the Bug managed to use Quick Attack to zip out of the way in time. Little fellow's safe- major!

The next poster got turned into a Gremlin and then exposed to sunlight.
 
...But I escaped because I chewed through the net with my Wereweasel fangs!

The next poster has to read The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.
 
...But I escaped because the frame fell to pieces and the police caught the real crook whilst they were trying to buy another frame.

The next poster got caught in a giant Spider's web.
 
…But I escaped by convincing the spider I was its long lost web designer and its pattern needed a major update for Instagram worthy aesthetics. Distracted by my critique, it let me go to redesign its web in Canva. ("ಡωಡ")


The next poster has been locked in a haunted amusement park ride by a mischievous ghost who wants you to stay forever as part of their spooky attraction. (ง ื▿ ื)ว
 
...But I escaped because I leapt out of the window into the moat, and then swam to the other side and safety.

The next poster is sitting beside a large, friendly Dog who suddenly shakes their head, shaking drool and slobber all over them.
 
...But I escaped because he was really just a friendly Jawa who was disguised and we had lunch together.

The next poster is being attacked by a Unicorn that was brainwashed by Zargothrax.
 
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