...But I Escaped Because.......

...But I escaped by filling in all the proper forms to get what I wanted!

The next poster is stuck in a room with the ceiling slowly descending towards them.
 
...But I escaped because I turned the walls, ceiling and floor into cheese and ate my way out!

The next poster got on Santa's Naughty list and it's almost Christmas.
 
...But I escaped by having my Swampert use Waterfall, which got the boat down the waterfall safely!

The next poster is being embarassed by their parents in public in front of their friends.
 
But I escape by having no friends irl :sadwick:

The next poster got turned into a sentient tree by an angry witch!
 
...But I escaped because he ran into gelatin that was conveniently in his path and got stuck, allowing me to get off.

The next poster is about to be eaten by The Blob.
 
But I escape by having never seen the movie, so it doesn't exist =D

The next user fell into a giant wok and is being cooked!
 
PoryKid575 said:
But I escaped by traveling back in time to before I fell down!

The next user has been teleported to the North Pole!
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But I escaped by asking a nice Walrein, then a Wailord, to take me back south in exchange of an autograph!

The next user is lost in the Pokénet!
 
(How do I always end up in the sewers...?)

...But I escaped because there was a secret entrance that had been made there by Guppies who had been dumped down there and turned into giant radioactive mutant Guppies, which I used.

The next poster got radiation poisoning.
 
But I escape by not living in whatever region Pokemon Uranium is set in :cool:
Just gotta pick up and leave if you do =3

The next poster somehow locked themselves in the shower cabin!
 
...But I escaped because I knocked out the evil lair's boss and stole his escape helicopter, with the evil lair blowing up behind me as I fly to freedom.

The next poster is attacked by assailants wielding fruit.
 
But I escape by eating the apples and peeling the bananas to make them slip and slide!

The next poster got teleported to another world.
 
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