"Haseo: Sweet, I got DRY GEAR from the chest.
IYOTEN: HA! You fool!
Haseo: Eh?
Asta: We were just PRETENDING to be your friends so that we could PK you later!
IYOTEN: Yeah!
Haseo: So... Instead of killing me when you first had the opportunity, you chose to teach me everything that I need to know to play, and lead me to a chest with better equipment?
IYOTEN: ...Um...
Haseo: LOL
(Haseo has logged out.)
IYOTEN: ...
Asta: ...IYOTEN, what the hell were you thinking?!
IYOTEN: Wha-?!
Asta: Remind to never listen to you again.
(Asta has logged out.)
IYOTEN: ...Damn it."