Common Words, Weird Definitions!

[♣Gawain♣]

Okay, here the game. You pick out any word that's on your mind, and give it a definition that is true for the word but in a different way(hilariously as possible). Example:

A philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, but only spoken of when dead. lolz

 

[Ho-Oh]

Boobs: The only way to get a straight man to do something.

 

[Her]

Evil: Amy Winehouse at 3am.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

^ lolz wtf?

Atom Bomb: The invention that ends other inventions.

 

[Her]

Sex: Nica & Jay Sean & Chris Brown.

 

[Ho-Oh]

oh my god Libra. XDD

Only Jay Sean and I though would be correct. XD

Drugs: Lil Wayne wouldn't exist without them.

 

[Her]

Jail: What Paris Hilton got out of and Lil Wayne is going into.

 

[Ho-Oh]

Facebook: A place to get as many stalkers as you'd like. :D & more!

 

[♣Gawain♣]

I'm expecting words more uh...

ETC: A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually do .

 

[Ho-Oh]

Coke: The official PC drink.

 

[Her]

Cheating: Three blue shells in a row on Mario Kart.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

 

[Ho-Oh]

Reputation: A great way to cause drama.

 

[Her]

^ lol

Insane: Jennifer Anniston after divorce from Brad Pitt.

 

[Ho-Oh]

Pills: A legit excuse for "popping it in".

 

[♣Gawain♣]

^ haha

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

 

[Her]

Down: Jay Seans legal song about sex.

 

[Ho-Oh]

HEY IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX :(

Three: Exists only so that four can exist.

 

[Nudge]

Sex: The best 2 minutes of, sadly, many peoples lives XD

 

[Misheard Whisper]

Postcount: A measure of your status on these forums. (According to most of the damn n00bs)