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[LadyLucina]

but the tradeoff is that you have to be pregnant to use them! and i mean, you'd have to birth all those babs... you'd have an army lmao

Doesn't seem so bad. I'd enjoy every second of it.

 

[Aquacorde]

Doesn't seem so bad. I'd enjoy every second of it.

oh boy honestly i am IRL never having kids so all of this seems terrible to me haha.

 

[LegendChu]

imagine a pokemon thats like. all pokemon except for the face, which is a human face

Imagining!

Spoiler:

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Aquacorde]

honestly horrifying. that's what a human-pokemon hybrid would look like. i dont think i can handle that

 

[Cherrim]

me: *comes into this thread prepared to gush about how cute it would be to raise a cherubi into a cherrim that had imprinted on me since birth as its mom*

thread: hey what if it was some horrific hybrid of pokemon and human and you had to physically give birth to it how fucked up would that be

me: *quietly leaVES*

 

[Aquacorde]

me: *comes into this thread prepared to gush about how cute it would be to raise a cherubi into a cherrim that had imprinted on me since birth as its mom*

thread: hey what if it was some horrific hybrid of pokemon and human and you had to physically give birth to it how ****ed up would that be

me: *quietly leaVES*

erica no pls speculate with us. how easy do you think it would be for you to birth a cherubi

 

[Cherrim]

erica no pls speculate with us. how easy do you think it would be for you to birth a cherubi

OK WELL LOOK pokemon always come from eggs so what if u just gave birth to the egg.

although pokemon eggs are also like,,,,,, huge

 

[Aquacorde]

OK WELL LOOK pokemon always come from eggs so what if u just gave birth to the egg.

although pokemon eggs are also like,,,,,, huge

but maybe it has some human dna so it develops in utero like we do?

but also... poppin out a whole egg that's like. 1ft tall. also how long does it stay in ya? is it like chickens where it's quick or do you have to have an egg in you for a while?

 

[Cherrim]

but maybe it has some human dna so it develops in utero like we do?

but also... poppin out a whole egg that's like. 1ft tall. also how long does it stay in ya? is it like chickens where it's quick or do you have to have an egg in you for a while?

maybe only pokemon in the human-like egg category can naturally develop in utero and the rest develop in eggs.

 

[Aquacorde]

so you can birth a magby but not a... wait back up YOU CAN BIRTH A MAGBY THAT'S DANGEROUS

 

[Cherrim]

"Magby can breathe 1100 °F (600 °C) flames, and hot embers drip from its mouth."

YEAH KEEP THAT FAR AWAY FROM MY NETHER REGIONS NO THANK YOU.

 

[Aquacorde]

birthing a smoochum would probably be better bc they will numb you as they go? maybe?

 

[Cherrim]

smoochum is still 13 pounds.

 

[Aquacorde]

you know my family has a history of big babies and also i am large so honestly... a regular baby would be similar size probably so i'm not too bothered by that.

 

[Mawa]

I love how this thread is still on!

How big can we get if we got pregnent with a Rhyhorn?

 

[Aquacorde]

it is worrisome to think that pokemon like. appear at a certain size and stay that size yknow? like they don't grow? it seems illogical. like birthing a baby rhyhorn would be aight probably but. a full-size one???

 

[LegendChu]

I love how this thread is still on!

How big can we get if we got pregnent with a Rhyhorn?

it is worrisome to think that pokemon like. appear at a certain size and stay that size yknow? like they don't grow? it seems illogical. like birthing a baby rhyhorn would be aight probably but. a full-size one???

Marie, u got some wild imagination :P (yeah sure, so says the person who actually started this {XD}).

A normal Rhyhorn is about 3' 3" & weighs over 250 lbs, I mean how even {D:}?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Shy Orchid]

*skips the probably traumatic pages of pokemon baby hybrids talk*

If I had to give birth to a pokemon it would be either a Shinx or a Petilil because I think those too are adorable (the Shinx evolution line being my favorite).