Congratulations! You are now old!

I'll probably be more tranquil and definitely wiser than I am now. I dunno, I hope to still be cranking out art when I'm old. :P
 
I can see myself being that old lady that cracks bad jokes, and says hello to everyone. My boyfriend and I have already decided that we're going to act more senile than we actually are in public, just so see what people do. Lots of "huh, whaaaat talk louder"s and "hurry up, woman, god damn it"s. Because shit, what else is there to do when you're older, other than annoy the next generation in the best of ways. I guess you could play shuffleboard.

Working in retail does strange things to you.
 
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I'll be very similar to how I am now, give or take a few months. I've made a deal with Big Red downstairs that I'll stop aging at 25, and I'm almost there!

As far as accomplishments, I will have them all.
 
Get my hair cut into a curly afro, dye it pink, ride a gofer, stick a pug in the basket and ram people and snigger a lot. < why is that a swear word)

I'll also be snide and smoke cigarettes! BD
 
I don't expect I'll end up changing much. Wiser, with more to say and less to see, but not essentially different.
I can see my attention/memory problems worsening to the point of dementia, which is worrying.
 
i want to be a kick ass granny. i won't be the granny you have to worry about packing oatmeal raisin cookies, however i may be the grandma who you have to worry about spiking the fruit punch at your 10th birthday.
 
Meloetta said:
I'm going to go around whacking the shins of disrespectful young whippersnappers with my walking stick. Because really, what else do we live to old age for?
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That sounds like the grandest kind of fun, ever. Even when I was young, during Halloween, I remember asking my mom whether I could chuck candy at kids rather than wait for them to trudge up the steps and to the front door. Pleasantly surprised that she agreed that year.

I probably won't have the energy to do anything, not even babysit the grandkids. Will literally be the laziest old person ever. Not because I can't do anything, more so because I don't want to. I'm already halfway there with my hermit lifestyle.
 
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