Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[yuki3056]

Granted but your trainer never lets you out of the pokeball

I wish I had a wish that could not be corrupted

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it's not this one and you cause the world to blow up by confusing the genie.

I wish to be a Pokémon Trainer!

 

[Glaceon_]

Granted, but all you have are Magikarps that won't let you take the Everstones off of them.

I wish I was a Glaceon. */unoriginality; will save it for later*

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you're captured by a Pokémon Trainer who never releases you from your ball.

I wish for a Pokémon wish.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Pokemon corruption.

I wish that I had a Bidoof burger.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, I hope you know there are actually Bidoofs in that thing.

I wish that Jigglyppuff8 would evolve into a Wigglytuff.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Well, it's a good thing I'm not Jigglyppuff8. Being a Wigglytuff would be kinda boring.

I wish that I knew the lyrics to TRICK MASTER.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but you can't get it out of your head and that's all you can think of!

I wish that Harry Blue5 would evolve into a Raichu without a thunderstone.

 

[Harry Blue5]

@jiglyppuff8: Granted, but you forget them whenever you want to remember them.
@FrozenSnowman: Granted, but a Vampire Raichu sucks all your electricity.

I wish jigglyppuff8 would evolve into wigglyttuff9.

 

[sasuneuchiha]

Granted, but she then turns into a magikarp.

I wish that I had a rocket launcher that allowed me to catch pokemon faster.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it just allows you to throw Pokeballs faster. It has no affect on the catch rate.

I wish people would learn that male Jigglypuffs exist too =_=...

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but that still doesn't change the fact that people refer to you as she :P

I wish that jigglyppuff8 knew he/she was a Magikarp.

 

[salmence33]

granted,I don't want to corrupt it.XD

i wish I had an inanimate rubber duckey

 

[sasuneuchiha]

Granted, but its actually a bomb. Wow...the kind of things terrorists put in children's toys. You know what? Its not a bomb any more, but I get one too!

I wish that I had a cute, inanimate Eevee doll with big black eyes and nice fur...please no bombs.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Granted! sort of. it gets possed by a rontom and runs away leaving you very alone.

I wish I had rontom.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but I don't know what a Rontom is so I got you this stick instead.

I wish for some flan.

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED!

I wish for some flan.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied!

I wish that they would make a Fighting/Ice type in a pokemon game.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Granted! but it melts.

I wish I had Arceus powers that don't blow me up.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. In reality, all the power Arceus actually has is to create new universes when you think about it. Not really much anything else other than Judgment, and that's just an attack.

I wish I could play the entire score of the Gen I games on piano.