Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but he falls into a lake and well...

I wish I could save that Charmander and return him for a Swinub that I could keep.

 

[sasuneuchiha]

Granted, but it evolves into a Mamoswine that kills us both. Wow...

I wish I had a Glaceon that wouldn't kill me or anyone and nothing could get rid of it! And its not pregnant in any way...

 

[Snow Phoenix]

GRANTED, but it had a child before it became yours and its child evolved and killed you.

I wish that there would be more Ice Pokemon in the first pokemon game they make after Platinum.

 

[sasuneuchiha]

Granted, but my ghost returns and turns them all against you by teaching them flamethrower (they're all fire ice combos...)

I wish for a pikachu shaped pie.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's a mud pie.

I wish Pokemon Trozei 2 would come out and was a quality game.

 

[salmence33]

granted but it always freezes in mid-game,there is no story mode, and it doesn't come out until december 45653246434.you said would and you didn't say soon.

I wish that pikachu was an elactrick and a ground type and it could learn ground type moves and it could still be caught in the wild.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it can only be caught in a small patch of grass that I create in the middle of nowhere.

I wish that people wouldn't mutate Pikachus into wierd vampire things that creep me out.

 

[Fed]

Granted, but now people can mutate Pikachus into zombie Salamences that eat people named FrozenSnowman.

I wish I wouldnt have trouble raising six pokemon at a time in Platinum.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Granted but they run away :0

I wish I had a Piplup that doesn't do anything bad
(try to make this go wrong Harry)

 

[Skip Shot]

Granted, but it breeds with a Ludicolo who sees you and freezes you with Ice Beam.

I wish that there were no such things as hax in battling.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Granted but someone comes up with cheat codes in pokemon

I wish I was a Lucario

 

[reaper50]

Granted, but you turn into a female lucario and become pregnant and die with your child in child birth
I wish I have a neutered male Eevee that doesn't try and kill me and I love in a safe place where nothing can kill me or my pokemon. Try and mess this one up :P

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but before you got it it wasn't neutered and so it's son (now 12 in human years) comes and kills you for neutering his daddy.

I wish for a Mew.

 

[The Magus]

granted but it kills you.

I wish that someone will corrupt my wish.
*paradox*

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you get nothing in return, also, the genie collapses on you for doing a silly wish, crushing and killing you.

I wish for Aragorn199 to be trapped in school, learning for eternity.

 

[sasuneuchiha]

Granted, but you're there with him.

I wish that mangafox didn't try to virus my computer.

 

[Skystrike]

Yeah but insead a missingno. gives your computer a virus.
And you can't visit PokeCommunity.
I wish that i did'nt break my ds so i can train my Shiny Chimchar that came from Platinum...

 

[dudegirl626]

Your ds is fixed, but you lost your platinum cartridge!

 

[The Magus]

yayz! granted, but I like school.

I wish that I could shift between dimensions at will.

 

[sasuneuchiha]

Granted, but once you switch once, you get stuck there.

I wish...I had a prerelease copy of platinum that worked and was totally legal.