Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Legendmaster#1]

It does now. You try to breed Castform and Ditto and get a Feebas. Congrats on your new baby it!
I wish i could ride a shiny Rayquaza as the last free dragon rider outside of Galbatorix's reign.

 

[dragonite149]

Granted,but the Rayquaza is just a Ditto transformed into one.

I wish I had every shiny Pokemon!

 

[Helvetica]

Granted, they're all AP'd. Your game is gonna crash. and burn.

I wish for the Azure Flute on Wi-Fi.

 

[Diablerie]

Granted. But it comes with a weird glitch that turns the text in your game into Ancient Greek.

I wish there was an easy way to get Milotic.

 

[zardgex]

Granted. But it comes with a weird glitch that turns the text in your game into Ancient Greek.

I wish there was an easy way to get Milotic.

Granted. But it becomes so common that Pokemon Company decided to lower their stats. They now have stats of a Magikarp.

I wish I could have the chance to make my own region and pokemons with the Pokemon Company.

 

[dragon0fangz]

granted but you are so horrible, pokemon company crashes and goes bankrupt. There will be NO MORE POKEMON. *mwahahaha*

I wish I could have a Bidoof.

 

[Gardenia101]

Granted, but the bidoof had just eaten a time bomb and blew up in your hands.

I wish everyone in the world spoke English.

 

[dragon0fangz]

Granted, but now all books and online material are Swahili.

I wish Remoraid evolving in Octillery made sense.

 

[Planetes.]

It does, but it is horribly gruesome to watch as the tentacles spurt out of remoraid and the blood turns it red.

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I want an evolution of Breloom!

 

[dragon0fangz]

Granted, but the evolution looks like a duck had sex with Gary Oak and has the stats of a sunkern with the only move it knows, being Grudge.

I wish Gary Oak would stop showing up at the worst of moments.

 

[Pikachu lvl88]

Unfortunately he appears now even more at worst moments.


I wish that I could spam with Pikachu on Pokemon Yellow.

 

[Gardenia101]

Granted, but since I have no idea what you just said the Pikachu turns evil and punts you off a cliff into a river :O

I wish Twitter was more worthwhile.

 

[Planetes.]

It is, now twitter is the codename for a nuclear cannon and they hd a test launch at your house/dorm/apartment/cardboard box
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I wish Munchlax had a better ecounter rate

 

[Helvetica]

Yeah, but it'll have no moves but explosion.

I wish for a real Ponyta.

 

[dragon0fangz]

Granted, but the horse burns to a crisp. at least you have dinner!

I wish that pokemon was more of a nuclear-apocalyse-like game.

 

[last fighter 36]

granted but crashes

i wish for a real live breathing pokemon......made of peanut butter that can,t be destroyed.us

 

[Pikachu lvl88]

Granted, although he eats you.


I wish that Pikachu could learn Hyper Beam (lol)

 

[DarkAura25]

Granted, although the special move tutor to teach it to him is unreachable by any means

I wish lucario's shiny color was red

 

[Ethan Gold]

Granted, but the chance of getting it is one in a trillion.

I wish I can get a membership card in my Pokemon Diamond.

 

[SephirothX]

Granted. You are now officially a member of Martha Stewart's fan club. I wish I didn't have to post from this retarded cell phone.