Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[GrifSpark]

SephirothX, your wish is granted.
You now have to type it from my crappier cell-phone!

I wish... I wish...
I wish that Ash's Pikachu would evolve already!

 

[DarkAura25]

Granted but they cancel the show because ratings drop from loss of the famous pikachu.

I wish for some awesome steel types in 5 gen

 

[GrifSpark]

Granted, but they remove the Steel-Type altogether in Gen6 (If it'll be made)

I wish that Chuck Norris became a reccuring character in the Pokemon Anime!

 

[Pikachu lvl88]

Granted, but he makes every Pokemon (even Arceus) faint.


I wish that Generation III would be compatible with Generation II or I.

 

[Legendmaster#1]

Granted, i do to so only for me.
I wish for Pokemon to be real.

 

[Pikachu lvl88]

Granted, but Arceus destroyes a 1/3 of Milky Way.

I wish that I could get a Pichu in Generation I.

 

[Lord_Storm]

But Pichu and Igglybuff swapped names

I wish that Treecko was part flying.

 

[GrifSpark]

Wish GRANTED, but Treecko has lost all of its STAB and type-effectiveness.

I wish that Generation 5 would introduce an Ice/Electric Type.

 

[Legendmaster#1]

But its awesomeness cannot contained in it overloads your brand new DSi XL and explodes.
I wish to win first place tonight at the MTG tournament.

 

[GrifSpark]

But its awesomeness cannot contained in it overloads your brand new DSi XL and explodes.

(Why would anyone buy the XL? It's just a bigger, more expensive DSi!)

Granted, but the MTG tournament is deemed illegal in whatever messed-up country you are in.

I wish... I wish... I wish that Pokemon would adapt on the Unown, they're near useless!

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but at the same time you find yourself trapped in a cellar filled with Rattata, and the only escape is locked.

I wish for cheese.

 

[Pikachu lvl88]

Granted, but Pikachu eats it.

I wish that there would be a version of Red with 493 Pokemon in I generation graphics.

 

[Gardenia101]

Granted, but there's so many Pokemon that wherever you step, a useless Pokemon appears.

I wish people would learn to spell

 

[Impo]

granted, but it's they spell in italian :P

i wish i had rileys hat :P

 

[Dark Pulse94]

Granted, but IT'S ALIVE!!! (and eats your brains)

i wish that the Blue monkey drank water, the green one ate Broccoli, and the red one breathe fire!

 

[Gardenia101]

Granted, but the red one blew fire at your face, which turned into ashes, whick Misty mistook for "Ash" and (attempted) to kiss on the cheeck.

I wish that Pokemon were real because I had a million dollars

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted, but you got eaten by a Swalot

i wish Whiscash was real, only Whiscash

 

[Ethan Gold]

Granted. You died from earthquakes.

I wish I can beat Arceus.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted, you just moved to Soviet Russia

I wish that somebody would click Whiscash (so I can laugh at them)

 

[yaya0]

Granted, but Whiscash explodes.

I wish Garchomp was NeverUsed.