Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[IceFireLighnting]

Totally granted! They come out a millisecond faster, or they come out now when the Japanese version isn't even fully complete.

I wish that nothing could corrupt this wish. Ands for an Eevee.

 

[AuraGaurdian]

Granted I wont corrupt this wish and will give you your eevee however I did corrupt the eevee which kills you as soon as you get it

 

[Aether★]

I don't see a wish, so I can't corrupt.

I wish for expression portraits for all pokemon in PMD 2 :P

 

[560cool.]

There already are so, but not where you live. :P
I wish Pokemon Prism was finished (stupid April Fools version).

 

[shininglatios217]

Granted, but erases all your other files (including emulators).

I wish I could hack Pokémon.

 

[Gardenia101]

Granted, You just hacked the strongest Pokemon in the world, but then they all turned into Bad Eggs and your game exploded.

I wish that this wish isn't corrupted.

 

[shininglatios217]

I'm not corrupting your wish, I'm corrupting your computer so it turns in a time bomb...

I wished I found my Pokémon FireRed cartridge and that you couldn't corrupt anything about me, my game or anything else.

 

[560cool.]

Granted, but you'll find it at a dumpsite and it won't work anymore !

I wish CN could broadcast the anime in Romania. :x

 

[Gardenia101]

Granted, but you suddenly blow up.

I wish you people would stop making weird wishes

 

[Tomackze]

Granted but PokeCommunity will start translating our "normal" wishes into weird wishes... so what we write won't be what you see ;)

I wish that Pokemon was real

 

[Gardenia101]

Granted, but then a giant storm comes and all living life dies out except you.

I wish people replied to posts right after you post them.

 

[Tomackze]

Granted, but you are blind and can not see what their replies are ;)

I wish that I can go to to a world where time stops and starts when I want it to. I can get a lot of stuff done

 

[Feibizen]

Granted, but you've chained an unending paradox that finally destroyed the world

I wish I could script like the real pro's.

 

[IceFireLighnting]

Granted: you script the whole game wrong, though.

I wish that people loved me and would let me do whatever I want. YAY!

 

[Gardenia101]

Granted, but you did something dangerous and didn't live to tell the tale.

I wish you couldn't corrupt anything related to this wish.

 

[AuraGaurdian]

granted but since I cant corrupt your wish all the corruption has nowhere to go so it goes and corrupts all your pokemon save files deleting your saved games and taking away the ability to create new save files

 

[Legendmaster#1]

Granted, but you cannot make save files either.
I wish Pokemon were real and i had all of the Legendaries and they loved me and listened to me!

 

[shininglatios217]

Granted, but they are real in your dreams.

I'll fix one of my wishes:

I wish that disturbing memes didn't exist and that breeding worked.

 

[Legendmaster#1]

Breeding works for everybody but you.
I wish my Ancient Mew card was more valuable.
(it seems like its just you and me playing these games, huh Shininglatios?)

 

[shininglatios217]

Granted, but now it's extremely common.

I wish that disturbing memes didn't exist and that breeding worked even for me.