Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

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granted, but steven hawking gets morbidly depressed due to the waste of time his research has become, and commits suicide. as a result, the etire scientific community follows suit. without our scientists, the world falls into mass chaos, with you to blame.

i wish i was a pokemon ranger.
 
Granted, but while investigating a series of Donphan poachery (YES, I SAID IT), the ones responsible find you snooping, rape and dismember you, and then leave the remainder of your corpse hanging from a tree for the buzzards to feast upon.

I wish that Nintendo would pay attention to some of the better hacks and use Pokemon from them for fifth gen.
 
Granted, but because they are now relying on outsiders to come up with new ideas for Pokemon, they decide to switch from Nintendo to Microsoft in order to make it easier for them to keep in touch with their sources of ideas.

I wish that you could communicate with people via WiFi in the Underground in D/P.
 
Granted, but the only people that ever want to talk to you are six-year-olds, and once everyone else finds out that all of your friends are little kids, no one will battle you anymore.

I wish that there was a good special wall that isn't uber, a water type, or blissey.
 
Granted, it's all three! j/k j/k Granted, but it's extremely ugly, overused, and only one exists. Period. As in, one per universe we live in. And you can't/don't have it.

I wish there were awesome badger, platypus, and emu Pokémon. Ones that aren't lame, have good stats and moves, aren't overused, adorable (at least in my opinion), and have a decent availability.
 
Wow. That's pretty specific, let's see...how to corrupt.....Got it!

Granted, but the pokemon are actually various manifestations of Missingno and they mess things up so badly that you have to start a brand new game!


I wish that in RSE, you could fully restore your pokes at your secret base just like you can at your room in Littleroot
 
Granted,but everyelse does too
I wish there were more Z Pokemon
 
granted but...wait...WHAT ARE Z POKEMON(im a noob)? Anyways...

I wish pokemon would never have to be hacked,got from nintendo events and have good stats and levels.
 
Granted, all Pokemon may now be obtained from events, they now cost hundreds of dollars to attend.

I wish that I could change the names of trade Pokes.
 
Granted, but the Pokemon won't listen to you anymore. :(

I wish shinies were less rare.
 
Granted, but they get fired again on the first day.
 
I wish pokemon gave live birth(I dont like walking for eggs to hatch :P)
 
Granted. You get caught by a horrible trainer, who after causing you to faint a multitude of times, just stores you in the pc box to never remember you again.

I wish Pokeblocks were back in Sinnoh
 
Granted, but they can only be made via nine player link connection.

I wish that there was a fire priority move with the same bas PP power and accuracy as the others.
 
Granted, but only Cyndaquil learns it whn he reaches level 100, and it cannot be bred to other pokemon.
 
Plz make a wish..

I wish i was able to feed ketchup to a pikachu
 
Granted, but it explodes immediately after contact with the ketchup.

I wish PMD3 (Explorers of the Sky) English version was out tomorrow.
Something about sold-out, I guess...
 
granted. but it's very glitchy.

i wish for non-tearable jeans with pikachus on it
 
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