Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but the shiny Pokemon can only learn one move with one PP.
I wish there was a ground type Eeveelution.

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but it can only be obtained by changing the game's code completely, and doesn't know any Moves other than Splash.

I wish the Battle Tower wasn't so hard to get through.

 

[Jemzx]

Granted, all trainers just have 6 magikarps now

I wish Dawn and May had a ***** slap fight xD...

 

[The Doctor]

Granted but they turn on you and whup your ass.

I wish pokemon were real.

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but now you're constantly running from Fearow flocks and Tauros stampedes.

I wish Flareon could learn more Fire-Type Moves.

 

[The Doctor]

Granted but now it sets your ass on fire.

I wish Magikarp wasnt even a pokemon.

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but now Shinx isn't, either.

I wish Legendaries weren't considered to be so n00b-ish.

 

[The Doctor]

Granted, now they are all impossible to catch.

I wish Shinx WAS A POKEMON BUT MAGIKARP STILL ISNT!


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xD got ma shinx back

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but the sudden loss of such a powerfully awesome Pokemon creates a gigantic tear in the universe and no one survives.

I wish my pet Croconaw would quite tearing up my furniture.

 

[Jemzx]

Granted, but your Croconaw likes to bite you xD

I wish Aipom and Ambipom had a breakdance duel...xD

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but Caterpie wins.

I wish I could ride on a Ponyta without burnin' my butt.

 

[The Doctor]

granted, but it runs you into teh river and soaks you

 

[GoldvsRed]

You didn't make a wish!

I wish Jirachi could grant this wish.

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but Jirachi can't come out for another million years,so you had to wait that many years.
I wish that Zubats and Golbats don't exist.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but Wobbuffet with Shadow Tag take their places.

I wish I had Arceus image on my Pokedex.

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but it was drawn by a 2-year-old.

I wish my next wish doesn't get corrupted by Team Rocket.

 

[Jemzx]

Granted, I got corrupted by me! XD

I wish Ash wasn't anymore in any pokemon series...

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but now his replacement is at least 10x more annoying.

I wish Tauros and Kangaskhan weren't so hard too find.

 

[Amore]

Granted, but now they're Dark/Ghost type, and have rubbish stats!!!!mwahahaha!!!!!


I wish they'd release pokemon adventures directly onto the internet, for free.And hurry up with more of it!!!(Dia is awesome)

 

[Kendall]

Granted, but then they edit and censor the crap out of it.

I wish the shipping from singapore->usa wasn't so expensive, so I could buy more copies of the good translations of Pokemon Adventures.