Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but they are all very poorly-translated now.

I wish I could use Thunderbolt in real life.

 

[Amore]

Granted,but everytime you use it, it u-turns and pwns you.

I wish i was popular

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but you're not popular in the good way.

I wish I could Fly like my Staraptor.

 

[Amore]

you can.but only by tying yourself to a jumbo jet, after having one of those scans where they see you naked done.

by a gay.

i wish the next person gets their wish

 

[Blaziquaza]

Granted,but that becomes valid to only me.I wish, that there was an actual Mewthree.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, they already exist as a ROM hacker. (Ha! Too easy!)

I wish Pikachu wasn't so overrated.

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

Ok but then Sandshrew became overrated

I wish for more dragons!

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but it's horrible, horrible dragon.

I wish for nothing to be overrated!

 

[Blaziquaza]

Granted, but then everything becomes a Magikarp.
I wish for a skateboard instead of bike in the games.

 

[*Minun*]

Wish granted except you keep falling off.
I wish that steel types were faster.

 

[*Meowth V.2*]

Granted, but they are a lot weaker now.

I wish for a thousand master balls.

 

[Esp1222]

Granted, but they already have Magikarps in them.

I wish The Nido's had 4 new evolutions!

 

[Jemzx]

Granted, but they are genderless

I wish Ditto transform into money

 

[*Meowth V.2*]

Granted, but it shall only last for 2 seconds.

I wish for a shiny Gastly.

 

[Esp1222]

Granted, but it is the color of Magikarp! lol

I wish there was a pokemon with the ??? type.

 

[Eevee-Freak]

Granted, ITS A RARE GREEN MAGIKARP!!!

I wish for a copy of Pokemon Green

 

[Esp1222]

Granted, but it is in a mixed language of Japanese, Chinese, and Portugese.

I wish for all Teams from all regions were combined.

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but the new team over did their plans and now the bosses died.
I wish there was contests at Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green.

 

[Jemzx]

Done, the contest consist of who has the cutest feebas and the strongest caterpie

I wish that I couldn't wish anymore...

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

Granted, i think its corrupted enough on its own.

I wish you could capture the Ghost from viridian city nomater how weak it is or if it turns into a magikarp.