Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Karel_Kazuki]

Granted but it kills you...what irony....

I wish that there was a big, week long pokefestival,where all fans came and we had tournaments and things like that,win prizes and stuff....that would be awesome...

 

[Skystrike]

Granted but a person who hates Pokemon crashes it.

I wish that Magikarp had Wonder Guard as an abiltity.

 

[The Magus]

Granted
(what? it sucks anyways, and things are very super effective. so I don't have to do anything)
I wish my Wi-Fi worked

 

[Calder]

Granted, but no one elses WiFi works so your still alone

I wish it was next sunday already (HGSS)

 

[The Magus]

ME TOO! TT_TT
granted, but they delayed the release.
I wish I could draw...

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but all you can draw is naughty pictures.

I wish I had a Magikarp with only splash.

 

[The Magus]

Granted, but it evolved into a Gyarados... AND CAN'T LEARN ANYTHING ELSE!
I wish tis wish wouldn't be corrupted...

 

[MrGhost]

However, despite your wish, it was corrupted anyway. For the rest of your life, you will randomly puke ranch dressing.

I wish for a Pokemon game where there are cars, and you can steal them.

 

[シルバー]

Granted.
But then you realize that the car you stole was a tomato in disguised.


I wish that I could go to Arizona and burn Scottsdale down with a Charizard lD

 

[The Magus]

granted, but Grand theft auto doesn't have pokemon (OR) Granted, but it's rated M and is on the Xbox 360. wish#2 granted, but you forgot to leave scottsdale when it got burnt
I wish my wish would be corrupted.

 

[Calder]

Granted....yeah now its corrupt...

I wish my throat didn't hurt anymore (seriously someone helpz T.T)

 

[The Magus]

granted. now your head hurts.
I wish I had a Jirachi in real life.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but it can't wish your wishes, and the wishes you wish will become unwished by the wisher who whished them!!

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Also he uses DRACO METEOR!!! on you.

I wish that I could find a Charmander Egg, and hatch it without any complications, and the Charmander wouldn't evolve, and he would have all normal moves, and he wouldn't use them against me, and he wouldn't want to hurt me, and he would like me, and the Charmander would live like a normal Charmander and have a good attitude, and he won't die from any disease in the near future, and he wouldn't kill anybody else, and I wouldn't die in his company or from the wish, and that I can show him to other people, and he won't be abducted from any government, and he wouldn't run away at any point.

*whew*

Try and find something wrong with that!

 

[The Magus]

granted. enjoy your charmander plushie.
I wish that I had a non-faulty copy of Pokemon heartgold

 

[mugenhavok]

Granted!But ur ds broke the minute you started playing it

i wish for a ps3 version of pokemon

 

[~Hot n' Cold~]

Okay you got a lousy ROM Hack made 3 years ago. [No caps in heartgold]
I wish that I could have a game with all 493 Pokemon with ideal movesets and the wish could not be corrupted.

 

[jdbean5]

Granted. Too bad I lied about not corrupting it.

I wish you didn't have to go through the pesky evolution phase of Feebas to get Milotic

 

[Karel_Kazuki]

Granted but the GAME FILE is corrupted and you could never play it.BTW thats two wishes

I wish that I could be Ho-oh...aw screw it,I wish to be in Pokemon Soul Silver.

 

[mugenhavok]

Granted but they made another evolution witch is even harder to evolve muhaha!

i wish the cherrims are safe

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but they all die becaus of The Magnus. You kill him in his sleep and get arrested.

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CURSE YOU THE MAGNUS!!!

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