Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Skystrike]

Granted but Diamond stuffs YOU.
I wish that I was a chimchar.

 

[Mr.Silver]

granted but you get are forced to heat an entire office
I wish pokemon were real and COULDN'T take over the world

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but it kills them instead

I wish that they would make a new generation of pokemon instead of these dumb remakes

OFF TOPIC BUT HAS TO DO WITH PKMN: These remakes aren't dumb. They're great -- or -- epic.

@animeFTW: I would LIKE TO BURN AN OFFICE!!!
Granted but now there are the normal POKEMON.

I wish that people would stop bieng a hater of pkmn.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

granted, but another wave of haters appear.
I wish I had HGSS right now.

 

[mockingod]

Granted but it gets stolen on the way to delivery

I wish Rayquaza had a 999999999 catch rate

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but what ever game you caught it on, Arecus now has a 0% rate EVEN WITH A MASTERBALL!!! xD!

I wish mocking will stop being an annoinying psyduck (from what I looked at the last few pgs)

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted but you need a legit cherish ball from nintendo themsmelfs
I wish pikachu would do an impresion of a mew

 

[mockingod]

Granted I wont be an annoying Psyduck Ill be an annoying rayquaza that kills you

I wish sinno knew that I was talking about pokemon emerald not diamond or pearl
woops well i was granting for sinno anime FTW

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but now after, he cant reverse. (animeFTW)

Granted, NOW YOU CAN'T CATCH THE REGIS, THEY HAVE A 0% CHANCE OF CATCHING AND YOU NEED A GAMESHARK TO UNLOCK THEM! (mockingod)

I wish that a lv1 spearow's peck was super effecitfice and can survive during any glitch.

 

[Mr.Silver]

No worries
Granted but he wont listen
I wish the magikarp sub from the anime evolved

 

[Skystrike]

ok, Granted. Magikarp > Missingno.
I wish that I could catch a non glitching missingno.

 

[mockingod]

Granted but once you catch it it evolves and your whole game crashes
I wish MissingNo.'s smile wasn't so creepy

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, now its smile is downright scary

i wish i knew what a missingno looked like

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, now Missingno. doesn't exsist.
I wish that I could catch ANYONE.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, you accidentally capture yourself and have no way out of the pokeball

i wish for jirachi shaped cookies

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, they're now Arceus. (no wishing powahz!)
I wish that I had 3 more wishes that were digitlery protected by Porygon-Z

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but the computer crashes

i wish i could be friends with all the pokespe characters

 

[mockingod]

Granted, but they all die'

I wish they made pokemon MD like pokemon GBa games

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but theyre dull as can be with a blah storyline

i wish i had yellows hat

 

[mockingod]

Granted but it burns and you dont notice and your head burns

I wish snorlax had a 3rd evolution