Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Johto's Best]

Granted but then it started raining Watermelons and then you get killed by a Bidoof in a pineapple costume.

I wish I could draw Arons better XP

So do I...

I wish I had something fun to do. I've almost beaten Crystal (I have 11 badges) and it's only been 9 hours.

 

[Latiace]

Granted. Here, play with this *coughhackverydangerouscoughhackcough* box of fireworks!

I wish I had a Ditto that can breed without fail

 

[Johto's Best]

Granted. Here, play with this *coughhackverydangerouscoughhackcough* box of fireworks!

I wish I had a Ditto that can breed without fail

I play with fireworks more then you know...

Granted, but it's never horny, and thus, doesn't like to breed too often.

I wish CNN would talk about something other then H1N1 and MJ.

 

[Latiace]

Yeah, the talk about MJ is kinda getting on my nerves...
Granted but they talk about nothing but school for now on

I wish I had the dig TM

 

[Johto's Best]

Yeah, the talk about MJ is kinda getting on my nerves...
Granted but they talk about nothing but school for now on

I wish I had the dig TM

I thought this was "Corrupt a Wish." Talking about school isn't THAT bad.

Granted, but your pokemon gets lost underground if you ever use it.

I wish that I hadn't beaten Crystal so quickly. (15 badges, 10 hours, lvl 70 Typhlosion)

 

[Oяiginal]

Granted but now every other games you play are beaten in half a millisecond.

I wish everyone on Pokecommunity were 10 years older! (Honestly I had no idea where that came form)

 

[ninjakid230]

Granted but now you are 10 years younger

I wish Magikarp could actually fight

 

[DestinyBender]

Granted, but it only knows Tackle.

I wish that I had a turkey sandwich on rye.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but it fell from the sky and pelted you. (X_x Ow...)

I wish I had purple hair!

 

[The Sceptile King]

granted but it only lasts for 0.01 seconds

i wish that gen 5 had no legends or dragon types

 

[giradialkia]

granted but it only lasts for 0.01 seconds

i wish that gen 5 had no legends or dragon types

granted, but they're replaced by Dinosaur types.
I wish HeartGold would come out in Europe soon (you have to be pretty cold hearted to deprive anyone of HgSs, so...lol).

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Granted, but it selfdestructs when you open the box.

I wish Ash would drink antifreeze and die.

 

[thegeneticway]

Granted, but someone saw what you did an replaced your drink with antifreeze and you died. Sorry D;

I wish I had a Squirtle who liked me and would live with me all the time =o

 

[jigglypuff_96]

Granted but its head falls off
I wish I had a seedot

 

[farage5]

Granted, but it will tackle you whenever you make it battle.

I wish my Pikachu can learn Volt Tackle in LG

 

[Down with the darkness]

Granted, but in it's dying breath, Harry blue's account kills Palkia and Dialga, making part 2 of your wish impossible.

 

[Latiace]

^No wish. D:

I wish the Sinnoh elite four were ninjas! (Lucian can make pretty good use with a library card...)

 

[Guitar]

Granted. They are all in orange jumpsuits and can't stop screaming.

I wish Pokemon shippers weren't so obnoxious.

 

[CHAOSWOLFY]

granted but now your obnoxious

i wish that i lived in the world of pokemon and i was the king of eevee's

 

[Latiace]

Granted but Harry Potter is your rival and he turned all the Eevee into Magikarp.

I wish there were Naruto pokemon! (Naruto used Double Team!)