Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it gets stolen by punks.
I wish I could teleport to Pokemon games.

 

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. The player decides he/she doesn't like you and turns off before creating a save file.

I wish that i lieked mudkipz. (For the grammar Nazis, I do not normally type like that.

 

[Goron]

Granted but he doesn't liek you back

I wish my pokemon were Immune to all status changes.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they are stolen by Team Rocket, for
LULZ!
I wish I could understand Pokemon logic, without my head exploding.

 

[Goron]

Granted but you get into an argument with a voltorb and he explodes next to your face

I wish team rocket would leave pikachu alone

 

[Lucariotoes]

Granted, but then they go after your Pokemon.

I wish I could enjoy a Rage Candy Bar.

 

[SCV058]

Granted, but it was laced with poison

I wish their was a new Battle Frontier in HGSS

 

[Artimis]

granted but it sucks

i wish to have the strongest pokemon

 

[Lucariotoes]

Granted, but it goes on a rampage Gyarados-style.

I wish there was an official move generator in Pokemon games outside of hacking.

 

[Artimis]

granted but it cost a lot to use

i wish i ruled the world

 

[Lucariotoes]

Granted but you get overthrown by either freedom fighters... or Ash and friends.

I wish I wish I was a fish. (Ed Edd n' Eddy rules)

 

[Artimis]

...........granted.........

i wish i was strong enough to defeat ash

 

[SCV058]

Granted..

But then Paul easily beats you

I wish I had a Dunsparce..

 

[Lucariotoes]

Granted, but it's STILL not gonna evolve. Unless a new form is made for 5th Generation.

I wish there was a Revive which healed your whole team... albeit with 50% HP each, to be fair.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it sets your Pokemon happppiness to 0.
I wish I had a Pokemon blanket nearby. (I'm cold.)

 

[Maxedg8s]

Sorry for jumping in. Got bored. D:

Granted, but its made out of a Skunktank's fur. (And we know it stinks. |D)

I wish for a magikarp that was stronger than how it is today.

Firered/Leafgreen Pokedex:

In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but you lose control of it and it goes on rampage, looks like it's Ancestors were Godzilla sized Gyarados'

I wish for a years supply of Miltank Yoghurts

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but they're poisonous.

I wish it was easier to train Pokemon to level 100.

 

[Blaziquaza]

Granted,but then they revert back to Lv.1.
I wish Dialga was overrated...

 

[Maxedg8s]

Granted, but now Giratina is overrated.

I wish for the pokemon games to be bigger in storyline.