Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted, but to catch one, you need to have Explorer Kits in your Mail bag. Good luck with that.

I wish that everything wouldn't explode on contact.

 

[Meepman]

Granted everything now IMplodes on contact.

I wish diamond had the battle frontier in it.

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted everything now IMplodes on contact.

I wish diamond had the battle frontier in it.

Granted, but you have to pay

1,000,000. One more than you can have with you.

I wish that FR/LG had the same glitches from R/G/B.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but MissingNo was replaced by Magikarp Jr

I wish to be champion of all regions

 

[Maxedg8s]

Granted, but then you was overthrown by the elite four.

I wish for a pikachu from yellow forest. AGAIN. >_>

 

[Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty]

Granted, but the only move it knows now and will ever know is 'Return'...and it hates you.

I wish that Brandon had captured Regigigas.

 

[BlueShuckle]

Granted, but he releases it after a minute.

I wish it was quicker to soft reset.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but it also wipes out your game data. D:

I wish the school year was shorter...

 

[CharizardCharz]

Granted,But there are 2 extra years in school

I wish I had a pet Charizard & Dialga.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but Diagla and Charizard go back in time and ate you.
I wish I had a Pokemon egg.

 

[Meepman]

Granted,but it's a magikarp egg.

I wish for a lunatone.

 

[rhswrestler215]

granted, but due to a technical i thought you said looneytoon so now you have an overactive suicidal rabbit to deal with

i wish i was a mac

 

[Meepman]

Granted you are now literally a macintosh apple.

I want a tortilla chip for christmas.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, but thats all youre getting!

I wish porygons existed in the anime again...

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they give "Our Heroes" seizures.
I wish I had a rare candy, non-expired.

 

[Reflux]

Granted, its not expired its a fake wad of poisonous chemicals

I wish People would give me All the pokemon I want for a rattata

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they all are Dittos.
I wish I was Arceus >: D

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, but youll end up getting beaten up by a 10 year old and his goons, and crammed into a small ball

I wish I had a delicious cake (and I could eat it too)

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but Grimer and Muk made it, without washing their hands >: D
I wish I was Floatzel.

 

[Meepman]

granted, but I encounter you in the wild, but I already have a loatzel so my luxray just charge beam you to death.

I wish I was a cubone in mystery dungeon.