Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Hikamaru]

Granted, now you can catch every Pokemon.

I wish shinies were easier to find without Masuda Method.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. Your chances of hatching a shiny is now 1/1000.

I wish for a Bibarel that I could surf on.

 

[Dark Tobi]

Granted, but after the second time it uses surf it collapses from exhaustion.

I wish that I was better at rom-hacking a pokemon game.

 

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but your computer wipes and all your Rom hacking work is gone forever.

I wish...
that Oshawott was as cute in USA Pokemon anime as Mijumaru in the Japanese Pokemon anime.

 

[Dark Tobi]

Granted, but the anime blows up because that much epicness can't be contained.

I wish that my rom hack was recovered.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, then someone stole it.

I wish that I could see a Moltres and Reshiram fight amongst each other. Mabye over Justin? XD

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. Then a Cleffa comes by and uses Attract on both of them. Things get very hot...what happened next, was that [removed].

I wish that all this weird 'marrying a Pokemon' stuff will stop. What's going on?! D:

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but they mate instead.
I wish the level cap in PTD would now go to 100!

 

[Sayan]

Granted, an update was released that lifts the level cap. But you're restricted from availing the update as you broke the 1st rule (the 1st rule of PTD is not talking about PTD. OMG, you made me do it too!)

I wish their was a working DS emu for android, so I could play BW on my phone.

 

[vizarod]

Granted, but a creeper keeps calling you and you NEVER get to play TT_TT (was that stupid? XD)

I wish I had a pet Pikachu.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but he shocks you within the first 5 minutes of getting it.
I wish I didn't have a lot of threads to reply to. >.>

 

[Dark Tobi]

granted, you now have A GAZILLION AND NINE TO REPLY TOO. (that qualifies as more than a lot right?)

I wish that I could catch a shiny pokemon, yet keep my save file.

 

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but its a Shiny Gyrados from HG/SS.

I wish that there was a spinoff pokemon game made for teenagers.

 

[Dark Tobi]

granted, but the whole thing is a dating sim, and you have to try to hook up with you rival Bianca. (sexy)

I wish that the spinoff game wasn't that sexy.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, now is it Ugly and nobody wants it!!!

I wish I knew why this Samurott is licking me!!! it tickles!!!

 

[pineappleninja]

Granted, Samurott is licking you to get a meal*samurott pulls out its sword kills, cooks, and then EATS YOU*

I wish that my next wish had no concequence
I WISH FOR A MAGIKARP THAT IS LV 100 AND KNOWS
JUDGEMENT SPACIAL REND
ROAR OF TIME SPLASH

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. Your wish had no concequence.

I wish the next wish, pineappleninja's wish came back to nip him in the back side.

I wish for the Dewott in my avatar. Yeah!

 

[vizarod]

Granted, but it's microscopic.

I wish I had a Pokemon Emerald game TT_TT

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but it isn't worth the money you spent on it.

I wish that I had a Zekrom, and I could marry it! :P
I'm ready to try new things!

 

[vizarod]

Granted, but it turns out to be a Wobuffet in disguise.

I wish I could be a Mudkip!