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Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Wish granted, but I smash it with a sledgehammer.

I wish the Unity Tower was destroyed by Arceus!
 
Granted, but your future self comes in and smashes it with a sledgehammer.

I wish Victini had a DW Ability!
 
Granted,it's Truant

I wish for te end of the Slakoth's line
 
Granted,but you got rid of a Line a Slakoth made,not the family.

I wish that Tepig got a better movepool.
 
Granted,but it forgets everymove as soon a she hit lvl 10

I wish for a Pichu-less world
 
Wish granted, but there's no Pokemon to use it on!

I wish Jolteon could learn Aura Sphere and Grass Knot.
 
Granted,But He learns it at level 141659186519 and 14719847194718,respectively.

I wish SOMEONE would stop talking about me being a fan of pichu.
 
Wish granted, SOMEONE won't talk about you being a Pichu fan anymore. BarelyMe, however, will continue to talk about it.

I wish Unown had never existed.
 
Granted, But then the world never had Letters,or numbers,or that books existed.

I WISH BarelyMe LIKED PICHU.
 
Wish granted, but I come in and smash him with a sledgehammer.

I wish Bill's Time Machine allowed you to go to the Pokemon world's future!
 
Grated,But a Swiper eats you whole after you go in it.

I wish for
Electric Flaaffy.
 
Granted, but the wish is so illogical that Arceus obliterates you with Judgement.

I wish my friend's Pokemon team was awesome!
 
Wish grant, but you forgot to feed it, so it ran away (What were you expecting me to say?).

I wish I could marry a real Latias (That isn't a human in costume).
 
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