Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[smithtism]

Granted, but now they're made of chocolate.

I wish for an Oran Berry.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted but it isn't ripe yet...


I wish because Zekrom accidentally hit me with bolt strike, that he will do a good job of helping me recover like he promised

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but now you have to pay his medical bill.

I wish for May's bandana.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but you have no idea what to do with it, so you threw it out.

I wish Latias would be in the anime, for more than 10min.​

 

[Cresta]

Granted, but she was there for 10 minutes 1 second.


I wish that i had ash's hat. The one he wore in the Indigo League.

 

[gameplayer56]

^Latias is not a "it".
Wish Granted, you got Ash's Indigo League hat, but it turned out to be fake.

I wish the company would finally make a Virtual Reality game.​

 

[Tails05]

^That would be awesome.
Granted, but there is a recall due to lead contamination.

I wish that Pokemon existed, and every person was a Pokemon Person (ex. my avatar) with their companion Pokemon.

 

[gameplayer56]

^Hmm?
Wish Granted, but human soon realize it was a mistake. Human population started to decrease to about 12 million.

I wish Pokemon would exist some where in the Universe, not too far from Earth.​

 

[G-Virus]

Granted, but the planet is Venus where it rains acid.

I wish that I owned and was the master of the Tao Trio (Reshiram, Zekrom, and Kyurem).

I'm not that good at this -.-.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but because you mastered them, an angry assassin group is after you to obtain them themselves

I wish I lived in a metropolitan city filled with Reshiram & Zekrom residents and I was the only human living in that big city!

 

[mishy.]

Granted. However, you're their slave and they only feed you a piece of bread every day.

I wish for my Pikachu Alarm Clock to have working batteries again.

 

[G-Virus]

Granted, but the clock soon gains self awareness and murders you and your family.

I wish that Kyurem would finally stop eating people and pokemon.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted but he perishes away due to lack of protein in his diet.

I wish Pokemon could predict the future.​

 

[G-Virus]

Granted, but the only futures they predict are ones of misery and grief. And did I mention they tell you when you die?

I wish that they had designed Reshiram better.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted but the design never makes it.

I wish Pokemon could make music.​

 

[G-Virus]

Granted, but their music is like that of the Sirens from Greek mythology, which leads people to their deaths.

I wish the choice items wouldn't lock you into one attack.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted but they no longer add boost to your attacks or speed.

I wish Pokemon could have jobs.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but all of the humans get fired. Thanks a lot. :cer_pissed:

I wish Erika would stop stalking me.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, Erika stopped stalking you, but now..Now Sabrina starting to stalk you.

I wish the Eon Pokemon could speak Human language.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted. They all speak Cochimí , a dead language.

I wish for an Audino.